underrated criminal minds duo
Oh No! You're giving them the silent treatment! What will they do?
Characters ~ : Leon Kennedy, Chris Redfield, Piers Nivans, Albert Wesker
He'll hug you behind and give you kisses on your neck and cheek
“Heyyyy, Did I do something wrong? Your giving me the silent treatment…” He whines
He WILL be clingy
Whines when you keep ignoring him when he doesnt know why
Will force you to cuddle up on your shared bedroom until your good
“I'm sorry if I did something wrong?”
He will keep saying I love you's while kissing all over you face until he can see you smile or giggle
Once he found out it was all just a prank… Get ready to be uno reversed MWAHAHA
He can get a little mad when you don't tell him the reason.
He'll schedule a date with you, he picks a beautiful place where you can see the city to your side.
Another one who will convince you to cuddle with him.
“Your so pretty… I'm so lucky yo have you…”
Compliments
He'll say sorry over and over until you can't handle it anymore
Get ready to railed when he found out it was just a prank
Worries a lot
‘Did I do something wrong?’ ‘Did I make her mad!? What should I do!’
Whines too
Maybe even give you puppy eyes?
Gives you those big ass teddy bears
Says ‘love you's' repeatedly
Gets mad when he found out it was just a prank but eventually laughs
Doesn't really quite care?
But once it kept going he'll worry
“Dear? Did I do something wrong? If I did, please forgive me…”
Doesn't stop placing his hands on the sides of your hips.
Whispers how why he loves you and the things he adores about you on your ear
Another one who will schedule a date
Call William the he can't work because his “sick”
Once you told him it was all a prank… Get ready to be punished and can't walk
headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone
like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection – like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense
but the tiger
the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida
then kyouka and junichiro
and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno
at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members
but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah
anyway:
atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)
the tiger: yeah :)
the tiger: we should eat him
atsushi: NO????
//
kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi
the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him
kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell
atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha
//
atsushi, literally just working:
the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.
atsushi: NO??????????????
ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-
//
and so on
is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes
atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like
atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-
the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice
atsushi:
atsushi: oh
atsushi: oh no
//
akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?
atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like
akutagawa, blushing: oh-
atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u
akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-
//
eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like
atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)
the tiger: yeah :)
the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him
atsushi: no??????????????
//
kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi
atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?
kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????
//
atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-
the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-
atsushi: no.
//
atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u
akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-
akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room
atsushi: do u not like goose :(
akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here
//
yeah
leon resident evil..............
my favorite part of re4 so far is watching ashley just calmly walk around all the traps i keep getting caught in
it could be soldier boy + objectification, please?
Summary: Soldier Boy is such a gentleman right? So respectful to women, especially you, the woman he considers the “hottest on the team”. When you tease him a little too much, he shows you how he really feels
Pairing: Soldier Boy x reader
Warnings: swearing, misogyny, Soldier Boy being Soldier Boy, choking, slapping, ownership dynamic, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), mention of blood
Word count: 2k
This was written for kinktober, using the space “objectification”
One word to describe Soldier Boy: Asshole. Hughie keeps telling you to cut him some slack because he’s from a “different day of age”, but not a single person in the universe at any time would agree the way he talks to you is okay. You tried to be patient, hoping he’d find another grandma to bang and he would get it out of his system, but alas, he has not. Today is one of those days where no matter what you do, Soldier Boy somehow turns it into some sly comment about you. First, it was comments about women being only good for making children, then it was women belonging to men.
“I’m hungry,” Soldier boy complains.
“Then make good, stop complaining,” Frenchie says, rolling his eyes.
“Why should I make food? I don’t even know how to use the damn oven.”
“Then how about you learn?” Butcher says, rolling his eyes.
“Why bother, y/n is right there.”
You walk into the shared apartment and look around. Everyone is staring at you with wide eyes and slack jaws. Nothing good happens when Butcher, Soldier Boy, and MM are staring at you.
“What did I miss?” You ask, carrying in the groceries.
Butcher sighs heavily, standing up while lapping his thighs.
“I’m leaving before this gets messy.”
“Same,” MM says, he pats you on the back and whispers, “Don’t kill him. Or do. I don’t care.”
You give a look between Soldier Boy and Frenchie. Frenchie looks terrified and gives you a worried look before scurrying out of the room silently. The tension between you two has been palpable all day, no one really sure as to when you will break and snap at the supe.
“What did you say?”
“I asked why I had to learn to cook since you’re here?”
“Is that because a woman’s place is in the kitchen?” You ask hesitantly.
“Is it not?”
You stare daggers into Soldier Boy whose face is confused, as if he doesn't know that what he said is wrong. Slamming the bags of groceries down on the counter, you walk around to stand in front of him on the couch. You grab the remote and turn off the tv that has been playing his god awful movies for the last three hours. Soldier Boy stands up, puffing his chest out in a dominant stance.
“Is that really what you think of me, Ben?” You ask with an attitude, “That I’m just some kind of property that can be controlled and told what to do?” “Women are men’s property, made to serve and treat them,” he says, “any woman who think they can rule the-”
You grab him by the wrist, twisting his arm and kicking the back of his knee so he falls down. He groans in pain as you hold him in that position, causing strain to his shoulder and bruising his knees.
“Please tell me what women can and can’t do.”
“You bitch!”
Letting go of him, you back up and walk back to the groceries. Soldier Boy exhales out of his nose sharply, getting back on his feet and rushing over to you. He grabs you by the shoulder and turns you to face him, pining you between his arms to the counter top.
“What is your problem?” You ask, “You need to prove you’re a big strong man? Didn’t get validation from daddy so you have to take it out on women who you deem ‘weaker’ than you?”
“You want to know what I think of you?” he asks.
“Enlighten me.”
“I think you didn’t get fucking loved enough as a child and you try every day to prove you’re capable of being loved. I think you’re a raging bitch who refuses to accept that men are better in every way.”
“Asshole.” You raise your hand to slap him, but he catches your wrist mid air.
“Even now, you can’t accept that I’m right. You try to act all smarter and better than me because you’re from this era. In reality, you’re just as fucking scared and weak as me.”
“Did you just acknowledge you’re weak?” You ask with a smile and a cocked head.
He growls and lets go of you, walking away. Chuckling, he turns to you and points his finger at you.
“My problem is that you drive me up a wall.”
“How so? Because I’m the only person willing to call you out on your bullshit?”
“No,” he says, walking over to you and pining to you counter top again, “Because you’re the only woman who won’t throw herself at me and it drives me insane.”
“Well, boo hoo, I’m so sorry I’m not ‘easy’.”
His green eyes scan your face, his top lip twitching in the corner like he’s going to pop a blood vessel. All the most irritating things he’s ever said to you slips your mind as you feel your body go warm. Could you possibly be attracted to this man, but hid it behind all your anger and frustrations? There’s no way.
“Oh sweetheart,” he says growling, “Who said I like them easy?”
You give into the intrusive thoughts in your brain and slam your lips on his, grabbing him by the jaw and pulling him into the kiss. He grabs you by the hips and lifts you onto the counter, then wrapping your legs around his waist. The two of you grab at one another as if it’s life or death.
Soldier Boy leans back and you let go of a breath you didn’t realize you were holding. Both of you seem shocked by the other, not believing that there may be something between the two of you. All thoughts of confusion are shut down as he grabs your head again and kisses you hard. You lean into it, accepting this new world of emotions.
Soldier Boy’s hands grab the bottom of your shirt and rips it off of you. You do the same to him, lifting it over his head and messing with his hair. He quickly undoes the strings to his sweatpants as you lift yourself off the counter to take your own pants off. Your pants aren’t fully off by the time he kisses you again, so you struggle to get the off of your feet as he leans closer, stroking himself off.
As soon as your pants are off, Soldier Boy doesn’t wait to thrust his cock deep inside you in one movement. There’s no foreplay, but you don’t need it. Slick runs down your leg as he thrusts in and out of you hard, your legs wrapped around his waist. Leaning back, you rest your body on your elbows as he holds a tight grip on your waist, fucking you slow and hard. He lets out a guttural moan as he pulls fully out to slam back into you. The force causes you to tilt your head back and close your eyes, focusing on the tightness in your stomach.
You look up to see Soldier Boy’s eyes closed and mouth agape as he sinks his thick cock inside of you. He opens his eyes and makes contact with yours before wrapping his large hand around your neck and holding you in place. There’s a slight clench to his grip, just cutting off your airways to not let you properly breathe. Your head gets light and airy, all thoughts dissipating. To stop yourself from sliding against the countertop from his thrusting, you grab onto Soldier Boy’s biceps.
“Fucking fuck!” He yells, “This is all you’re fucking good for.”
His words go straight to your core with his raspy tone, his throat dry from breathing heavily. You know he’s no normal human by the way he harshly thrusts into you. Not once in your life you thought you’d fuck a supe, let alone the most infamous and irritating of them all, but it feels so right. Everything about fucking Soldier Boy is right.
“I fucking own this pussy, you hear me?” He asks, slapping your face, “Do you fucking understand?” “Yes.”
“Louder,” he says, slapping you again.
“Yes!” “Yes, what?”
“Yes, owner!” He chuckles at the way you squirm and moan underneath him, never thinking he would get you to be this much of a mess for him. Ever since he met you, he knew you would be a problem. Everything you did would get under his skin and make him pop a boner, but you were feisty and stubborn, making it worse. Now, balls deep inside you, he tries his hardest to make it last, even though he is a supe and has a higher libido. He knew the second he sunk his cock inside you that you would wreck him and he could cum instantly.
“Fuck, you were made for me,” he groans.
His continues to fuck you hard and deep, causing your stomach to tighten and body to flush with heat.
“Fuck, I’m close, I’m so fucking close, oh my god,” you whine.
“Cum for me, baby girl,” he orders, leaning down and kissing your neck, “I want you to fucking cum on my cock.”
You release the tight ball you had been holding back and shake, cumming on Soldier Boy. He chuckles as your pussy clenches on him, making it tighter on his cock. You wrap your arms around his back and dig your nails into his skin. He wraps his arms around you and picks you up, carrying you and pressing you against a wall. He thrusts up into you, pressing you between his body and the wall. You grab at his hair, tugging it and making him smile while moaning. He leans his head into the crook of your neck and bites down, painting small bruises on your skin.
“God, this pussy is so fucking good,” he groans in your ear, “I could fuck you all day long.”
“Please,” you beg, “Fuck, please.”
“You’d like that? Be the fucking sex toy you are?”
“Fuck, Soldier Boy, don’t stop.”
He slaps your ass as he lifts you up and down on his cock.
“That’s not my name.”
“Owner.” “That’s fucking right. Who do you belong to?”
“You… you, owner!” “Good girl, you’re fucking right I own you.”
You moan out at the way Soldier Boy hits your g spot over and over again, both thrusting up into you and dropping you down on his cock. His hands dig into your cheeks as he slaps it over and over, stinging your skin a little. You feel the tightness forming in your stomach again, knowing your orgasm is getting close. Subconsciously, your body starts shaking from the sensations running up and down your spine.
“Fuck, please owner, I’m close.”
“Such a little whore for me, so close already?” He starts to thrust into you harder, relentless pounding into you that you are sure there will be bruises in the morning. Biting down into your neck, Soldier Boy digs his nails into your skin harder and the tightness in your core breaks. You scratch his back as you try to hold onto him, your core squeezing around him. You feel your walls break down as you cum around him, making him moan loudly in your ear. Cum drips down your legs, making a mess of you and the supe. Soldier Boy doesn’t stop thrusting into you despite your cries. You nuzzle your head into his shoulder and scream as he fucks you through your orgasm. He chuckles as blood is drawn from his back.
Suddenly, the door is thrown open and slams against the wall behind the supe. You both frantically turn to see Butcher and Hughie running in guns loaded. Both of their eyes go wide as Soldier Boy doesn’t stop thrusting, your body covered by his. You chuckle as Hughie looks down and sees the supe naked form before trying to say something, but failing to. He runs out of the room making you and Soldier Boy laugh. You make eye contact with Butcher who quickly closes his eyes and lowers his gun.
“I heard screams and thought he had your head on a stick,” he groans, walking out of the room and closing the door behind him.
You and the supe break out into laughter as the concerned men leave the room. Soldier Boy looks up at you with his pupils blown out in lust.
“We should finish up,” he laughs, “you know, before they throw a fit.”
Anyway screw it Ninjago inspired dresses
Jay/Lightning:
Kai/Fire:
Cole/Earth:
Zane/Ice:
Nya/Water (two versions! bc she doesn't like dresses but I was proud of the dress design and even more so of the suit design):
Lloyd/Green:
So like. If you decide to draw them in these I'm not gonna stop you
Ace the Bat-Hound, and his faithful sidekick, Titus the Bird-Hound!!
Steph and Dick dressed them up without Damian’s knowledge and therefore rage. Also why the wall is purple, because Steph’s room.
Also i like the headcanon that Ace secretly sneaks out at night to take young Titus on missions and train him to be a proper ‘Bat-Hound’. Or just teaches him how to handle all their rowdy and chaotic masters, like calming Jason down or helping Alfred (both cat and human) lick clean the floors or sitting on Tim in bed so he’s forced to go to sleep.
Reblogs appreciated!! <3
word count: 3678
request?: no
description: in which she’s trying to leave the supe orgy, just to stumble into the room of the man who started it
pairing: soldier boy x female!reader
warnings: swearing, smut (fingering, praise, unprotected p in v), mentions of herogasm (the event, not the episode)
masterlist (one, two, three)
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the designs for the band!au! still a work in progress, but that’s ok :D