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a flora-themed gothic palette

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!Warning! finished game will ne NSFW so all members joining my discord must be 18+ A demo version of this game will be posted when it is ready and will be free to play to everyone, however the finished game will published in a way to best keep people who are under 18 from playing it, so for information on how you will be able to access this game when it is finished the best thing you can do is join the discord.

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Five-oh-Thirst

Summary: The 501st boys have finally reached their breaking point; they just HAVE to have you, and Jesse makes it his mission to recruit you into their shenanigans. After a night out at 79’s, you’re spoilt by a handful of Troopers, and a Captain who’s late to the party.

Pairing: Female Jedi Reader x Rex, Jesse, Fives, Kix, Hardcase, Dogma & Tup

Word count: 12k

Tags: Shameless smut, Gangbang, Drinking, Double penetration, Praise kink, Voyeurism, Military names, Aftercare, Morning after pill.

Notes: this is so fucking slutty and i loved writing every second of it >:) sorry if some of the boys are a little OOC, im still new to writing these hotties. Tumblrs formatting is shite, so i’d suggest reading this on AO3 (under the same username.)

To say that you’re ‘close’ with the 501st is an understatement. Close isn’t quite the word you could use to describe the bond you have with this boisterous bunch of clones. You may be their Commander, but you’re also a friend, and soon to be a lover. You’ve had your fair share of drunken nights out with the lot, getting rowdy in 79’s, dragging each other’s asses home, falling asleep in cuddle piles in their barracks. Yes, you shouldn’t be mingling like this with your squad, but it’s hard to not get so attached.

Anakin has warned you over and over about both your attachment and feelings, but you’ve seen the way he talks to them, Rex specifically. Anakin has let his emotions lead him whenever his men are hurt or in danger, and maybe that’s why he always gives you a wink during his lectures. He knows what it’s like, and he’s only attempting to follow the Jedi code, teaching you in the process.

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Mermaids/Pirates AU Supporting Cast

Before I draw more Dinluke I wanted to draw some more Mandalorian show characters in the AU, because that’s rad.

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Part 1: https://swinging-through-the-stars.tumblr.com/post/658655107641229312/dinluke-mermaidpirate-au

Part 2 ish?: https://swinging-through-the-stars.tumblr.com/post/658699369007218688/merfolk-and-pirates-are-natural-enemies-oh-oh

Cobb Vanth as a cocky marshal of a small village, who found this mermaid armor one day and decided to wear it for extra protection. Din isn’t pleased, as one would expect.

Now here’s the REAL wearer of the armor, Boba Fett. He’s been stuck in the deep ocean trenches for a while, but he survived and made his way back near surface waters.

His partner in crime, Fennec Shand, is an expertly skilled fisher on land. She’s a bounty hunter like Din and is an expert at shooting things down with her array of harpoons.

Of course, there are more mermaids than Din once thought - Bo Katan and Koska Reeves. Bo leads a group called the Nite Sharks.

(There was a third guy but these two are more prominent in the series and I don’t know his name)

And lastly is an ex-pirate ally, Ahsoka Tano. An axolotl from the ocean, she is an expert on both land and sea (she also possesses the power to be able to walk on land easily). She no longer gets involved with matters of pirates, as she has bigger things to worry about.

(There’s always a bigger fish—I’m sorry)

hey tumblr long time no art! :O sometimes I just. forget I have a page here. anyways, here’s a collection of all the Star Wars mermaids I did for mermay last month :) the sw brainrot consumes my every waking moment

Scent Glands

General information

Scent Glands are skin areas on a body that hold and release a smell.

Scent glands vary in location based on secondary gender and age.

Different scent glands vary in sensitivity regarding how well they release and hold scents.

Scent glands release pheromones that impact the behavior of receiving individuals, whether it be to warn them, soothe them, express how the person is feeling, or other.

Alphas

Because Alphas have the biological urge to protect and, before civilized societies, were almost always the leaders and protectors of the pack, their scent glands cover more skin on their body than the other dynamics.

Having more of the Alpha’s scent on the pack kept them safe.

Alphas’ strongest scent glands are typically located on the neck and shoulders and on the inner thighs.

Having more scent glands allows Alphas to scent mark multiple pack mates at one time, satisfying their needs and keeping everyone safe.

The downside of having more scent glands is accidental scenting. Alphas have scent glands on their fingers and on the side of their torso, so brushing against people can cause unintentional scenting.

Alphas often have the most control of their scent out of all the secondary genders.

Omegas

Omegas have the biological predisposition to be the caretakers of the pack, so they developed the most sensitive and reactive scent glands.

On a biological level, Omegas’ scent glands have billions of nerves that relay information to the brain in record time so Omega’s can quickly respond to situations.

Certain scent glands, such as the ones on the Omega’s inner thighs and neck are as sensitive as lips or genitals (depending on where they are in their cycle). Many Omegas use numbing gel to take the edge off.

Omegas are prone to subconsciously respond to situations with their scent glands before they actually process them. For example, if a pup gets injured, an Omega will instantly release calming pheromones before physically reacting.

Scent glands on the breasts and stomach only develop once an Omega becomes pregnant. Scent glands on the stomach fade after pregnancy but the ones of the breasts remain.

Betas

Betas have the weakest scent glands out of all the secondary dynamics, however, this can make them more pleasant to be around and makes them excellent peacekeepers.

Betas’ strongest scent glands are on their neck, inner thighs and behind the ears.

Betas scent glands are generally weaker in terms of releasing pheromones and scent, but they can hold scents for longer periods of time than the other secondary genders.

Betas also have scent glands on their breasts, however, they only appear during pregnancy and fade in under 2 years after the birth of their child/ren. Scent glands on the breasts only appear on female Betas.

Pups

All Pups start out with about the same base scent glands. When they present and age, their scent glands develop to accommodate to their secondary gender.

A pup’s strongest scent gland is on the crown of their head.

Unfortunately, pups’ scent glands do not hold smells for long periods of time, so they need to constantly be scented by their parents and pack mates. Evolutionarily, this ensured that a pack would not leave their pup alone for long durations.

Specific Glands

Inner Thighs

It is only proper for mates and partners to scent mark each other’s inner thighs (for all secondary genders). Scenting inner thighs without consent, especially if the people are not mates, is considered highly inappropriate.

Aggressive scenting and biting to the inner thighs can trigger heats and ruts.

Aggressively scenting (such as licking, biting, etc) pups on their inner thighs is considered as rape.

Crown of Head

The scent gland on the crown of the head is called the Pup’s Crown. It is most sensitive during childhood and becomes the weakest scent gland as the person ages until it holds very little scent or fades completely.

Wrists

Wrists are the most respectful place to scent mark someone. Friends often scent each other on the wrists or after a successful first date, the people in question may scent each other on the wrist.

Rubbing one’s wrist scent glands may be a sign of anxiety or stress.

Wrists are also where pack bites are placed, this includes siblings bites, close relatives, or pack leadership.

Cheeks

Cheek scent glands are very similar to wrists in terms of respect.

Pups often rub cheeks with their friends to scent mark.

Cheek scent glands are usually not very sensitive, but when stimulated can produce minor scent.

Neck

The scent glands on the neck are the most sensitive for all the dynamics.

The neck is where a mating bite is placed. Parents may also bite their pups on the nape of the neck to solidify pack and parental bonds.

Scent marking that occurs on the neck also holds smell longer than on any other gland.

They’re having a very serious conversation about Cody’s behaviour (being mean to uncle Ben)

A Test of Courage | by Justina Ireland Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith #I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT STAR WARS GETS EIGHT THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER #WHEN YOU CONSIDER HOLDING SOMEONE’S LIGHTSABER = HOLDING THEIR UNDERWEAR #THAT ANAKIN IS SORT OF LOSING HIS UNDERWEAR AS HE SPEEDER HOPS ACROSS CORUSCANT #THAT OBI-WAN HAS TO PICK UP ANAKIN’S UNDERWEAR IN MID-AIR AS HE’S FLYING PAST #THAT OBI-WAN TOSSES HIS UNDERWEAR TO ANAKIN AS HE FIGHTS DOOKU #THAT OBI-WAN PICKS UP ANAKIN’S UNDERWEAR SO THAT HE CAN ONE DAY PASS IT ALONG TO LUKE #THERE IS NO WAY IN WHICH THIS IS NOT SO MUCH FUNNIER THAN I COULD POSSIBLY SAY #HELP I’M CRYING

sunny d WOT moosiccccc <33 👌🏻👌🏻

😭😭 you are too kind, friend!

I don’t know if you actually want my music hahaha. But since you asked... I have a playlist called “Snoozers & Slappers” that consists of a very wide array of genres.

Here are some of the songs that slap:

BUT THAT LAST SONG!! “Nightlight” is 1) a banger but 2) very very very Obikin. Tell me I’m wrong!

Star Wars… meme

Anakin in sith Obi+Ahsoka au: Tea isn't therapy, guys. Ahsoka and Obi: bet.

Anakin: Please Go to Therapy

So I recently bought the Revenge of the Sith novel by Matthew Stover and I just decided to flip it open to a random page just to see what the writing was like. Boy was I unprepared for the iconicness I discovered.

The part I read was this of this old hunchback guy in a cloak walking towards clone troopers (this is after the troopers start killing jedi) with a baby in his arms. He starts telling the troopers that it’s a jedi baby and the troopers are like “uuuhhh okay crazy old man with a really ugly deformed baby alert back away” but the old guy keeps insisting that the baby is a jedi so the troopers are like “how do you know? it could just be any random baby” and then the baby says “you can tell by my lightsaber” and kills the troopers. The baby was actually Yoda and the hunchback was Obi Wan.

 All I can imagine now was the conversation that led up to this very dramatic and hilarious ruse, and how exactly they came up with it. I kind of feel like it was the Star Wars equivalent of “Get Help” from Thor: Ragnarok???? Like???

Obi Wan: Hey Yoda, we should do “Jedi Baby.”

Yoda: Doing that, we are not.

Obi Wan: Oh come on, you love it!

Yoda: No.

Obi Wan: It’s great! It works every time!

Yoda: Humiliating, it is.

Obi Wan: Do you have a better plan?

Yoda: No.

Obi Wan: Excellent. We are doing it then.

Yoda: Doing “Jedi Baby” we are not.

……..

Obi Wan, 5 minutes later, cradling Yoda: Look! It’s a Jedi baby!

by rights Obi-wan should have been able to talk Anakin down, when you think about it

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after the war ends, Obi-Wan desperately wants to quit the Council, but Mace keeps rejecting his resignations

so Obi-Wan decides to take matters into his own hands: if he can’t resign formally, he’s going to get himself kicked off

he starts by showing up to Council meetings intoxicated, and wearing increasingly outrageous (and frequently revealing) clothing

when his own efforts fail to get any reaction out of Mace, he recruits outside assistance

he sends Anakin wearing a fake beard and mustache to attend as him (which has the side benefit of convincing Anakin that he never, ever, wants anything to do with the Council)

Cody attends wearing Obi-Wan’s clothes and lightsaber, but making no other attempt to disguise himself

Quinlan breaks in during a meeting, makes out with Obi-Wan for two minutes straight, then smashes through a window to make his daring escape

Ahsoka does her best Hondo impression and shows up to kidnap Obi-Wan in the middle of a session, with Rex and the Bad Batch (in their normal, full armor) as her dastardly pirate crew

and while certain members of the Council are outraged, Obi-Wan still can’t even get Mace to consider his resignation

of course, Mace isn’t going to tell Obi-Wan that his efforts have backfired: this is the most entertainment Mace has had in YEARS, he’s wasn’t letting Obi-Wan quit before he started this, and now at least half the reason is that he wants to see what Obi-Wan’ll try next

#UnwhitewashTBB !!

Here's my take on the Bad Batch bois, inspired by @nibeul 's redesigns!!

Descriptions stolen from my IG:

Decided to give Hunter a tattoo sleeve, to fit the rest of his aesthetic, as well as Rambo scars instead of copying his face! Also more of a fit body type than super muscular??

Myself and some others headcanon Crosshair as being autistic, and when I noticed him constantly chewing on that toothpick, thought some chewelry would be a great addition do my redesign of him (and some nibble scars on his arms)!! He's also has a severe form of albinism, resulting in the pale hair, skin, and freckles.

Sadder notes for him though, as I also HC him as having a lot of health difficulties, leading to the heart surgery scar and IV scars. Even sadder, albinism often means poor eyesight, so his eyes have been replaced with "perfect" bionic ones. It was after their installation that he showed promise as a sniper, and allowed into the field.

THEN WRECKER. MY BOY. Love him?? Also bLESS @/paladinpenn (IG) for suggesting I check out Rongo Keene for inspiration!!? I had a blast drawing from his physique to draw an accurate super-strong super-soldier!! Also, inspired by @nibeul 's take on Wrecker's scars needing some more realism, I've given him extended scars by a napalm-like substance!! It ruined his outer ear, meaning he needs a hearing aid. It also gave him a blind, and now lazy, eye.

Also stretch marks because he's grown a lot in both forms of size, and is very strong. So!!! He earned em!! 💖

Tech!! My dear!! He's got his glasses, due to poor eyesight being a side effect of his albinism, also decided to give him freckles and red hair due to him not having SEVERE albinism (i.e. no melanin at all). Also have him the skinny-fit body type to fit with him being both nerd and soldier!!

Bouncy Gwaystwipe!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡

Ace the Bat-Hound, and his faithful sidekick, Titus the Bird-Hound!!

Steph and Dick dressed them up without Damian’s knowledge and therefore rage. Also why the wall is purple, because Steph’s room.

Also i like the headcanon that Ace secretly sneaks out at night to take young Titus on missions and train him to be a proper ‘Bat-Hound’. Or just teaches him how to handle all their rowdy and chaotic masters, like calming Jason down or helping Alfred (both cat and human) lick clean the floors or sitting on Tim in bed so he’s forced to go to sleep.

Reblogs appreciated!! <3

“The DOOR, Odinson.” “Pardon. Yes. Enjoy……….Yes.”

when one of your best friends is 597 years younger than you😔

from @incorrect-anti-quotes ^w^

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Reblog the Frog.

A Long List of Ninjago Headcanons For the Heart and Soul

Kai: - Can’t stop dabbing - Always warm or hot - Hair is naturally spiked - Swears all the time - Terrified of Christmas elves and gingerbread men (kinda cannon) - Hates getting in water because it messes up his hair (why he can’t swim) - THE BEST OLDER BROTHER IMAGINABLE - Like he always held Nya as a little kid and played with her 25/8 - Smells like a mix of cinnamon and a fireplace - When he gets angry steam comes up from his head - Sucks at giving advice - Kids hate him - Best subject is history - He’s obsessed with Hamilton and recites every line at some point or another - Is actually sweet af - Doesn’t know when to stop. Ever.

Jay: - Picks up pennies on the streets during every mission - Actually owns a fidget spinner - Gets yelled at every time he pulls it out - Smells like paint - His room is always a f***king mess - is thE MOST PRECIOUS BEAN THAT’S EVER LIVED - The shortest of everyone (except Nya) - It makes him so angry - DONT EVEN DOUBT FOR A SECOND HE HAS DIMPLES - Has the loudest, most obnoxious laugh - And once he starts, he can’t stop. - Lives for cuddles - Has to cuddle someone or something to go to sleep - Is literally allergic to everything - Like in elementary school he was the kid that ruined special treats for everyone because he had so many allergies (poor bean) - CAN HOLD A GRUDGE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY - Is the one that gets sick all the time - Best subject is math (especially algebra) - Loooves kids and wants a few when he gets older

Zane: - PRECIOUS - Has a name for every cooking utensil in the kitchen and treats them like people - Tries to treat them all equally - Is literally a pianist - Can basically play any piece without looking - Smells like metal (wonder why) and laundry detergent - A DANNY TANNER - Wins laser tag every time the ninja go play it - Always uses ‘Delicate Flower’ for his name - ‘Cause he loves dem flowers - Heck, the bean loves everything - Will sometimes randomly beep - Things get a little turnt on the bounty - Always comforts everyone when they need it - Best subject is everything - Is often nicknamed Tin man, Robocop, and Iron Man

Cole: - Is actually the best dancer on the face of the planet - Does soft shoe around the bounty - Also great at singing but is too self conscious to do it for anyone - Knows and can recite parts of every broadway musical - As a kid his father put him on a major diet for dancing and never let him have sweets (thus why he is so obsessed with cake and food period) - Loves the taste of cough drops - Smells like leather and french vanilla - Everyone loved him in school - Best subject is english (aye) - Can’t stand fidget spinners (aye) and tries to get rid of Jay’s every time he sees it - Everyone’s jealous of that perfect body of his - Wants a partner that will truly understand and respect him - The go-to for advice - Has swearing contests with Kai

Lloyd: - SOOO SWEEET - Never really ate too much as a kid - Loves soft things, so he owns a lot of soft clothing - Has trouble catching up in learning - Understands other people well and therefore knows how to treat them - Hates savory foods - Has headaches ALL THE TIME :,( - Smells like cotton candy - Shy at first but warms up really quick - Feet are always cold - So he wears socks. All. The. Time. - Has a lot of ‘friends’ that are girls but is too naive to realize they are all just crushing on him - Loves taking him some naps - When he’s not napping he’s probably training

Nya: - Usually tries to stay away from the guys because they’re so obnoxious - Can’t stand swearing - So she shuns Kai all the time - Is literally done with everyone’s crap 25/8 (girl same) - Very friendly and open to everyone but has trouble truly opening up to people - Is hesitant on cuddling but will if necessary - Obsessed with lipstick - Like owns every shade imaginable - Best subject is foreign language - Is easily triggered by rude people - Like she will separate herself from everyone when she’s upset - Never really cries because she thinks it makes her look weak - But when she does she will cuddle with Jay (aww)

💜Hope you all liked these! 💜 Like or reblog if I should do more!

Some OC rp stuff including my crow guy Haruka and @cultkingu jackal Anis