peter parker x johnny storm is just penny & leonard from big bang theory
bobby u basic ass bitch
spideytorch & allerdrake favorite gummy candies
Peter: Gummy Frogs
Johnny: Sour Spaghetti
St. John: Sour Ears (australian candy look it up)
Bobby: Gummy Worms
( @allerdrake-spideytorch credit too)
quick rant-
ok so i just got back from camp & i told this girl i liked her. she liked me last year, i thought she was the only person to truly like me for me, & not this idea of me she made up in her head just like everybody else, (we where too scared to do anything about it last year.) she ended up having a girlfriend tho, so we had a long intense discussion about it, & i found out she liked me for the same reason everybody else did, because i’m “not like everybody else,” because “i take things & make them my own.” you might be wondering what’s so wrong w/ this, well u see here, because i’m so “different,” or whatever, people like to make up these ideas of me in their heads that they expect me to live up to, & when i don’t they loose interest. now these ideas are usually the same every time it’s either; the manic pixie dream girl, or the dark & mysterious “rebel,” which i may seem like to some people on the surface, (apparently,) but i am not at all. i’m a fucking geek. i love poetry & classical literature & art & mythology & superheroes & cryptids & classic rock & punk & video games & comedy & dnd. i’m oddly poetic & weird & honestly a mess. i’m not this fucking johnny depp character all these girls want me to be so they can piss off their parents. & im about to get a whole new one pretty soon since now for some reason i look like fem eddie munson, but at least that one i can try to live up to. idk it’s just really hard to live up to these pedestals put in place for me. people say “just be yourself & the right person will come,” but i’ve been waiting forever now. i’m in high school & i still haven’t had my real first kiss. my brother is 11 years old & has had a girlfriend for like 2 months now. i don’t know, it just feels like i’ll never find somebody. i held out for so long for a girl i was all but too late for.
mY heArT!!! stop this gives me too much hope that someone will actually fall in love w/ me as a grantaire kinnie 😭
I love Grantaire falling in love first as much as the next person, but what if Enjolras was the first one in love. What if he was pinning first? Everytime Grantaire teased him or mocked him, it would tear Enjolras apart. He would get extra wine for Grantaire who would just roll his eyes. Grantaire would still call him Apollo, but this time it makes Enjolras blush and melt. E, would still say that Grantaire doesn't believe in anything, but he says it as sad as possible. In a way that Grantaire would smile. R would say, "I believe in you," as the rest get ready for the last battle. R would then fall asleep leaving Enjolras wide-eyed and red.
Than comes their death. Enjolras would be thinking about how he left so much unsaid, and would regret his last words to Grantaire.
Than he hears a voice shout, "Long live the Republic, I am one of them." He looks up and sees Grantaire, he fights the urge to run into his arms. He remembers how Grantaire never liked the revelation, and searches for a reason why R would join them now. Why didn't he run.
Grantaire looks at Enjolras, "Do you permit it?" R holds out his hand for Enjolras to take it. Enjolras takes it as he squeeze it tightly, wanting the last and first touch they have, to be the only thing he feels as death takes over.....
Or it could be modern Who knows.
serotonin
Enjolras: "is visibly sad*
Combeferre: what's wrong?
Enjolras: Grantaire said, "Hey Enjolras," to me, at the start of the meeting.
Combeferre: . . .
Combeferre: that's your name.
Enjolras: My name is Apollo!!
i-
ten year old dick: i know who you are, bruce
bruce, sighing: i'm bat--
dick: you're a tsundere
bruce:
bruce: go to your room
forget judaism this interaction is my new religion
Sue: I heard you got caught making out with my brother in the hallway.
Peter: You caught me, Sue. Don’t play stupid.
Is just me or if Dean were a female he would totally look kind of like Colbie Smulders? She would be better than using AH as female Dean anyway.
u’re not the only 1
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only who thinks Enjolras should be top and Grantaire should be bottom……
😳🫢
peter: starts crying
Peter: You’re as beautiful as the sunset.
Johnny: Why? Because I’ll be gone soon?
Peter: No, that’s not -
Johnny: *smiles but turns around to leave just to mess with Pete
my heart literally just imploded
Grantaire rested his head against Enjolras’s shoulder. “Do you think we’re like Jack and Rose?”
Enjolras didn’t look up from his phone. “Jack and who?”
“Jack and Rose,” Grantaire repeated, and when Enjolras didn’t answer, he added helpfully, “Like from Titanic.”
Now Enjolras did look up, and even though Grantaire couldn’t see him from his angle, he could hear the scowl in his voice. “Why in the name of all that is holy—”
“It was just the anniversary of the sinking!” Grantaire said with a laugh. “And so Joly, Bossuet and I got stoned and watched the movie.”
Enjolras sighed. “I should have known.” He kissed the top of Grantaire’s head before asking, “So are you Kate Winslet or Leo in whatever scenario you’ve cooked up in your head?”
Grantaire sat up, frowning. “That’s not a fair question. I’m not as hot as Leo and your tits aren’t nearly as magnificent as Kate Winslet’s.”
“I’ll allow it.”
Grantaire cleared his throat. “Anyway, where I was really going with this is that you were born with a silver spoon—”
“Gold-plated stainless steel, if you want to be specific,” Enjolras murmured.
“—shoved all the way up your ass, and I’m just a lower class kid from the street who got in your pants by drawing you.”
Enjolras snorted. “Firstly, you grew up thoroughly middle class and your poverty is mostly of your own making.”
“Harsh, but fair.”
“Secondly,” Enjolras continued, “you didn’t get in my pants by drawing me. You got invited to join Les Amis by drawing me in a political cartoon that we used for advertising. It took several more years for you to get into my pants, and I don’t recall much drawing being involved.”
Grantaire smirked. “Well maybe not with a pencil, but if I need to remind you what I can do with my tongue—”
“Does this Titanic-related metaphor of yours have a point?” Enjolras interrupted, his voice slightly higher-pitched than usual.
Grantaire just shrugged. “Mostly that I thought it would be a good backdoor into asking you to let me draw you naked.”
“No.”
If Grantaire was disappointed, he didn’t show it. “You say that now, but you know you’re dying to say it.”
Enjolras’s eyes narrowed. “Say what?”
Grantaire leaned in so that his lips brushed against Enjolras’s ear as he whispered, “Draw me like one of your French girls.”
Enjolras laughed, pushing him away. “Absolutely not.”
“Shame,” Grantaire said, laughing as well. “Figured it couldn’t hurt to ask, though.”
Enjolras shook his head affectionately, and picked his phone up again. “For the record,” he said casually, “if you were Jack, and I was Rose, we’d either both find a way to be on that door, or we’d both freeze to death together.”
Grantaire blinked. “Really?”
Enjolras glanced up at him. “You jump, I jump, remember?”
A slow smile spread across Grantaire’s face. “You saying you’d die for me?”
Enjolras rolled his eyes. “I’m saying I’d rather die with you than live without you.”
But Grantaire didn’t seem to have heard him. “You’d die for me,” he said, beaming.
“Only you would find that romantic,” Enjolras murmured. “I, for one, would much rather we live for each other than die for each other.”
Grantaire rested his head against Enjolras’s shoulder, still smiling. “I already do.”
look we love how george blagden ships enjoltaire but can we give some credit now to killian donnelly and fra fee for making THIS PHOTO:
like they werent a couple but they went out of their way to give us some freaking great courferre content
aah i love these boys <33333
I LITERALLY JUST STARTED WATCHING THE NANNY!!!
over the lunar new year i binge watched s1 of the nanny, and just HAD to doodle out my top outfits
periodt-
so we all agree that andrew garfield’s peter parker should come back, and he will likely get a love interest. i see three options
1. a male MJ
2. ryan reynold’s deadpool
3. johnny storm
unpopular opinion: I don't like jock!dean. it's too golden boy. the entire point of the winchesters is that they are not your normal everyday all American family & I feel like the jock thing reflects that too much.
i just saw this & im literally about 2 go 2 my aerial silks lesson rn 😆
🫒 …
There's this one on YouTube called 'bats and birds' or something like that
We need a batman and robin musical
ugh SO true. like i know theres that uhhh starkid one, but i want DC themselves to make an official Batman and Robin musical i think it’d be fun
Courfeyrac: I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Combeferre a little bit.
Enjolras: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Courfeyrac: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Enjolras: My mistake.
damian always did like copying his heroes ft. every other superhero family who is tired of the waynes’ bullshit
JeSsIcA gRaYsON dId YoU sLEeP WiTh Mr.WilSoN
Jason: DICK HAS BUILT IN BRA PADS IN HIS COSTUME FOR HIS ASS!!!
Dick, gasps: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?!?!?!
Jason: WALLY TOLD ME!!!
Damian: How did West acquire this information???
Dick:
Jason:
Tim:
Tim: OH MY GOD, DICK GROSS!!!
Dick: OH AS IF YOU SHOULD TALK, TIM!!! I SAW KON'S SHIRT IN THE LAUNDRY LAST WEEK!!!
Tim:
Jason: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dick: OH STFU, JASON!!! YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING EITHER!!! I SAW YOUR WONDER WOMAN BOXERS IN ROY'S CAR WHEN I WAS ON PATROL THE OTHER NIGHT!!!
Damian: I am still confused.
Dick:
Tim:
Jason: So basically-
Dick: OH NO!!! DON'T YOU DARE!!!
I am obsessed with these
Welcome to the Les Amis de l’ABC photobook.
Johnny: Because this time I’m going to do you 😏
Johnny: Well, I’m about to do something stupid.
Peter: You’re always about to do something stupid, how is this any different?
😳🤭
Johnny: *doing something stupid and dangerous*
[across town]
Peter: !
Matt: What?
Peter: My Johnny senses are tingling.
Wade: Gross Peter. I didn’t need to know you have a boner!
Peter: WTF WADE
i’m opposed w/ these!!!
Happy pride month!!
Young Justice Heart Icons 300x300px | Free to use
Original art by Todd Nauck, recoloured by me!
i live in an area that allows golfcarts, everyone has 1. so mine is teenagers driving by @ 3am blasting shitty music
whats the loudest reocurring noise that happens near ur house for example i live next to an airport so its definitely the planes
Peter: *takes a swig from a flask* You want some?
Johnny: Sure. *takes a sip*
Johnny: Is this soup? What the f*ck?
😳🥺
This is from All the Fruitless Searches by gleesquid
I like all in that fanfic, but this scene has a special spot in my heart.
dean literally isn’t blonde y u all keep drawing him as blonde???