Some Call It Cheating, I Just Call It Winning.

 "by the power vested in me by the state of Brorida, I now pronounce you bro and bro, you may fist bump"

Sam Burt... [gets down on one knee] [takes out can of Monster] will you be my bro?

I reach down and grab the can… Our fingers brush and I say…

"No homo."

Day Eighteen - Your Plans for Tomorrow

Thankfully, tomorrow is Saturday, so my plan is pretty uncomplicated. I'll probably be getting up with Amanda at about 9.30/10.00 and then walking her to the bus stop when she goes to work before heading home and doing a few chores and then relaxing and playing computer games for the rest of the day until Amanda gets home... ah the simple life

Day Seventeen - My Favourite Gif

Had to go for a classic, reminds me of my cat tbh

Day Sixteen - The Weather; Return of the Haiku

The great British Summer

Best weather of the year! Beach time!

Oh Wait, it's still raining

Education is bad… for the rich

My Quest: Buying Terry Pratchett Books in Hardback

I'm currently working on buying the entire Discworld series in hardback after I recently found a few of them in a charity shop (First editions!) So here's the list of the ones I'm still after

  The Colour of Magic

The Light Fantastic

Equal Rites

Mort

Sourcery

Wyrd Sisters

Pyramids

Guards! Guards!

Eric

Moving Pictures

Reaper Man

Witches Abroad

Small Gods

Lords and Ladies

Men at Arms

Soul Music

Interesting Times

Maskerade

Feet of Clay

Hogfather

Jingo

Last Continent

Carpe Jugulum

Fifth Elephant

The Truth

Thief of Time

Last Hero

Amazing Maurice

Night Watch

The Wee Free Men

Monstrous Regiment

Hat Full Of Sky

Going Postal

Thud!

Wintersmith

Making Money

Unseen Academicals

I Shall Wear Midnight

17/38 = 45% done ^^

In Other News:

I've been levelling my Paladin (Lysandre) on WoW recently with Amanda, we've just started doing the Blasted Lands quests after stomping our way through Dustwallow Marsh, Tanaris, Ungoro Crater and the Swamp of Sorrows - With another few hours worth of questing I reckon we'll be in Outlands stomping yet more faces on our way to level 70. Working with another Paladin has been fantastic for levelling - we've not yet found anything we've struggled to kill together and it has impressed me just how competent Amanda has become with her class - she was more than capable of delivering the punishment on multiple opponents when a bug meant that my character was unable to provide any kind of useful support until I logged out and back in again.

Apparently it's the Royal Wedding tomorrow though I've yet to figure out if I actually care... Probably not come to think of it, though at least it's a nice excuse for a bank holiday - not gonna complain on that front.

~Nik.

No Country for TERFs

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends