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Things found at Mar-a-Lago

An incomplete list of items found in the raid, in progress:

A list of all USA nuclear weapons facility locations

Detailed files of American troop movements and strategies, in envelopes with addresses in Russia, China, and North Korea

Codes to US Government vaults, safes, and Konami video games

D.B. Cooper’s parachute

5500 pages of tax evasion plans, bribes from Russia, and nudes of Barack Obama apparently taken from a White House shower

Empty moonshine bathtub gin bottles and dirt

Jimmy Hoffa (mummified)

Numerous DVDs of digital Trump self-insert My Little Pony hentai

300 lbs cocaine, 100 lbs heroin, 50 gallons of LSD, 8 bins of PCP, and some Ivermectin in an enema bulb

Numerous paintings stolen by Germany in WW2, including a room made of Russian amber and some Fabergé eggs (unhatched)

Several children with sales receipts from Jeffrey Epstein

A blu-ray copy of “The Cars that Ate Paris” by Peter Weir

A rotting bagel with olive loaf

One signed copy of “How To Violently Overthrow America When You Don’t Get Your Way” by William Luther Pierce

Bones of the Lindbergh baby

Several exhumed Popes, and half of a Bishop

A film reel of the pie-fight ending to Dr. Strangelove

A golden ‘Ark’ full of sand topped with two angels and a fedora

Genghis Khan (mummified)

A broken Swedish-made penis enlarger pump

One jar of toenails, one jar of hair, and one jar of what we all hope is mayonnaise

A postcard from a Bassetlaw Love Hotel signed, “Until next time, Milo Yiannopoulos XOXOXO”

A set of Trump-style toupées set on preserved human heads

Ben Shapiro (mummified)

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

if you tell your kids you love them they WILL use pronouns

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"

"It's... it's... IT'S ADORABLE"

"What? Adorable?"

Lego Game of Thrones please!

Daily Discussion: What other movies or franchises would you like to see get the Lego game treatment?

There’s been several Lego Star Wars games, Lego Batman, Lego Indiana Jones, Lego Harry Potter and more. What movie, comic book or other franchise would you like to see as a Lego game?

 "by the power vested in me by the state of Brorida, I now pronounce you bro and bro, you may fist bump"

Sam Burt... [gets down on one knee] [takes out can of Monster] will you be my bro?

I reach down and grab the can… Our fingers brush and I say…

"No homo."

SHARON! SHARON! SHARON! SHARON! I DON'T CARE WHO'S LISTENING, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

My Neighbours (yelled at about 11pm last night)

We really need to get some better sound-proofing

IN A DISTANT and second-hand set of dimensions, in an astral plane that was never meant to fly, the curling star-mists waver and part . . .

See . . .

"GNU Sir Terry Pratchett" - L-Space Wiki / Ursula K. LeGuin / "Terry Pratchett" - Wikipedia / "GNU" - Urban Dictionary / Going Postal by Terry Pratchett / Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett / Brandon Sanderson / Paul Kidby / The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett

Day Seventeen - My Favourite Gif

Had to go for a classic, reminds me of my cat tbh

Day Eight - A Poem

I'm terrible at poetry so I figured I'd have a go at making a Haiku... so here's mine:

Snow to the horizon

Arctic tundra unending

Feet not happy; just cold

I got bored so I made a minecraft Haiku too

You hear a hissing

Nice everything you have there

Shame to destroy it

Nik