Yall Know So Much About Astrology

Just a few snippets of the best backup vocals off Folie A Deux (listen all the way through, you won’t regret it)

my cat likes being gently scraped with a plastic butter knife like a cute lil fuzzy piece of toast WAY more than she likes any of the grooming utensils or toys i have spent actual money on 

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

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Shipping Real People is okay, Hating on their irl Partners Because it 'it ruins the ship' is not

This has been a psa

me: i’m gonna pull an all nighter tonight

person: i feel ya what are you studying for?

me: who said i was studying? 

me: 

Panda: I need your help.

Wildcat: Who are we killing? Now, I don’t do kids. That’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.

not even a millisecond later 

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

what does it say about me that this is the post that broke me

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah