Me: *makes A Small Irrelevant Mistake*

a m b i g u o u s

Mini: [holding an ambiguous bottle] Is this whiskey or perfume?

Kryoz: [grabs and chugs the entire bottle]

Kryoz: It’s perfume.

Wildcat and Kryoz “Gucci Gang”

pls dont stop inviting ur depressed loved ones 2 things even if they decline most of the time. knowing people still want 2 hang is immensely reassuring & accepting just one of the many invites can lead 2 something good &positive!!! dont give up on them!!! they need 2 kno theyre still wanted

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

unstoppable force (my compulsive need to overshare) vs. immovable object (my paranoia that saying anything will cause everyone to hate me) 

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

Bbs dudes on finals day

Vanoss: thinks he’s okay but goes to take the test and turns it in in 15 minutes time with half of the test blank

Delirious: hiding in the bathroom because he forgot to study and is now cramming as much as possible

Wildcat: didn’t study for a single test, still gets an A-, found later in the locker room having a mental breakdown

Mini: asks to listen to music, listens to himself reading off the answers instead of music, when caught he said his voice was “music to his ears”

Moo: studied all weekend and got enough sleep the night before his tests, ended up with a B on one test and starts to cry

Terroriser: spent the weekend studying without sleeping, currently running on 4 cups of straight black coffee and finishes the test in a half hour, says he can hear colors now

Nogla: overslept and was late to his test, ends up getting an A and all his classmates now hate him

Lui: teachers pet so when he goes up and asks a question they always get the answer, brings a bag of gummy worms to eat after the test is done

Panda: gets yelled at for having phone out during the test and is accused of cheating but was really tweeting on how he’s going to cry in a pot full of mac and cheese when he’s done

Legiqn: walks out of test room and starts screaming, after his little ‘fit’ says he totally aced the test and almost fell asleep on the drive home

Ohm: is upstairs in one of the study hall rooms having an anxiety attack, walks in the classroom next period totally chill and dead tired, is ready for death

Cartoonz: waits outside of the school for Ohm to finish his test, when Ohm walks out he blasts very inappropriate songs out his speakers and embarrasses Ohm, is glad he doesn’t have to be “tested by satan” anymore

Scotty: spent the weekend looking up videos on how to sneak answers into a test, used the water bottle trick, almost peed himself during the test because he took a drink of water every time he looked for an answer

Marcel: cheated off Scotty the whole test and almost gets caught because when Scotty turned in his test he got and turned it in right after he did, goes home and instead of studying for more tests takes a nap

Kryoz: slept through whole test, hacks into school system to change grade to B- just to make it believable

Smitty: started to cry during the test, when asked what was wrong he replied with “i’m gonna be a male stripper”, says that was the easiest test he ever took afterwards

good luck to anyone who has semester tests or finals!! study hard and rest up! also thank you for 400 followers, you all are appreciated soooo much <3

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself