I think this was last year, but anyways, clapping became a thing at my school. It was crazy. At first it started out small like a few kids clapping when a teacher walked into the room, but a week later it was the whole class clapping when anyone walked into a room. It was loud, there was cheering and screaming as if someone famous had walked in, and let me just say.. This happened to every. person. I mean if you were the second one through the door to a class, that one person sitting there would be clapping. You could hear the clapping from other classes on the other hall. So one day, we’re all sitting at lunch when the principal stands up on the stage(there was a stage type thing in the cafeteria, idk why), and announces that clapping is banned. Anyone who claps will be given a warning, but if they do it again, a referral. And suddenly, the whole cafeteria is quiet.
And then we start clapping.
do you ever just stretch so hard that you pass out and fall on the floor and glimpse the void before wildly waking up again?
“What does the chef recommend?”
“Sir, this is a mcdonalds”
Panda: I wish I was a dinosaur.
Ohm: Why? Because they’re big and scary? Because-
Panda: Because they’re all dead
So we did the senior prank tonight and this was what I’d was like before I left. There was still a shit ton of balloons left to fill.
Oh, Nogla…
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me, reading my completely incoherent essay and deciding its ready to be submitted for 30% of my final grade
Uber Driver: I’m close, where are you?
Kryoz: Oh I see you
Uber Driver: Are you the guy in the middle of the road?
Kryoz: Yeah floor it
- hates kids - full of useless information - everything hurts - ready for death
what does it say about me that this is the post that broke me
brain: do you have your wallet?
me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*
me: yeah