Sleep Is Literally The Most Pleasurable Thing Ever Why Do I Deprive Myself Of It Lmao

melt your headaches- call it home. 

T H E N U T S

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

Funny Morning Commute Story:

A portly petite lady gets on the train. There’s an empty seat, but the dude next to it has man-spread so there’s little space to actually sit. The lady is undaunted, she says loudly “I think I will have a sit” as a warning and then squeezes herself in. The man does not attempt to reign in his man-spread.

The guy gets off on a next stop, and I’m not really paying attention to them anymore, except I hear the word “man-spread” so I instantly perk-up and look over. And then she says loudly:

“I’m sorry, but if you have such a great need to air out your balls, you need to be checked out for venereal diseases.” 

At some point during that sentence we make eye-contact and I must have a look on my face like I’m five and excited that I just heard a parent swear. Because she laughs, while I grin, because she knows I know what she’s talking about.

And that just made my morning like 10x better.

PSA

clothes have no gender!!!!!

you can wear clothes and still be your gender!!!!!!

are u masc-alligned and wanna wear leggings??? do it!!!!! you’re gonna look great!!!

are u fem-alligned and wanna wear a suit???? do it!!!! you’re gonna look wonderful!!!!

are u somewhere outside of that spectrum and wanna wear a combination of “boy” and “girl” clothes????? do it!!!! break those gender roles!!!!!!!

your body is your body and you can decorate it however you want!!!!!! nobody can stop you!!!!!!

Do you play any sports?

I run away from my feelings

Constant apologizing is a side effect of emotional abuse so don’t be a dick about someone who does that

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

kryoz is

UNAPPRECIATED

like just look at this boy :((( he deserves so much love.