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Did a how-to thingumbobber about taking lecture notes! I hope it helps!

The Guys According To My Dad

Vanoss : Canadian Asian.

Delirious : Probably a murderer with a weirdly awesome laugh.

Moo : Seems too innocent for friends like these.

Terroriser : Irish try hard.

Lui : One that sounds like a child but is not, in fact, a child.

Nogla : Angry Irish man who isn't as much a try hard as the other angry Irish man.

Ohmwrecker : The unknown bunny.

CaRtOoNz : Southern devil.

SMii7Y : Not Asian Canadian.

Mini : High pitched when angry one. Also you said he's not small? Not mini Mini.

Wildcat : Angry pig.

i love tom holland so fucking  much he’s so pure

tom holland starred in billy elliot on stage, still dances ballet a lot, confidently said he’d fuck thor, is soft around puppies and kids all the time, talks about getting emotional/crying without making it seem like a bad thing or a big deal, and dressed in this

while dancing to rihanna, and i just love him a lot for it, ok? i’m glad this is the guy that little boys growing up now will see playing spiderman. you go on rejecting toxic masculinity, tom. 

Our dog kept barking at nothing and it was getting on my nerves so I went inside and yelled “LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING” at him, and he sat down in front of me and waited patiently to be explained a thing.

*Doing a friendship race during the carry your partner portion*

Cartoonz: *Carrying Ohm bridal-style, jogging a little and talking calmly with him*

Wildcat: *Sprints past, carrying Mini over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they’re both screaming*

Ohm: john, are you sober?

Kryoz: *slurred* why *hic* would i be sober on my birthday? huh? tell me that Ohm, ya little bunny rabbit

Ohm: …

Ohm: john, buddy

Kryoz: Ohm, buddy

Ohm: John it’s 10:30 in the morning

Kryoz: and? *hic*

Ohm: *gives him a disappointed look*

Kryoz: geez sorry dad *eyes start to water like he’s about to cry*

Ohm: …john?

Kryoz: *starts to cry*

Ohm: okay okay! you don’t have to record today!!

Kryoz: *through tears* thank you *under his breath* ha got eem

happy birthday kryoz!!

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

One time in drama class we were playing this game where you have to keep asking each other questions but it has to be on the same topic, and I was up with this mean girl who everyone really doesn’t like bc she’s a bitch and she’s really dumb, and she was like ‘have you ever failed a test?’ And my sassy side came out and I was like 'have you ever passed one?’ (I said it in a sassy voice too) my teacher laughed so hard

Unpopular opinion: straight people using “partner” to refer to their SO actually helps normalize the term so that lgbt folx can use it without automatically outing themselves to strangers. It also helps other straight ppl get comfortable with the fact that strangers aren’t entitled to information about other people’s gender or sexuality.