me: *taking a test*
my brain: Capri Sun
me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-
my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th
Vanoss: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Basically, sighing: It’s Nogla’s turn…
Nogla: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.
Delirious, wiping away a tear: Inspirational.
Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS
when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile
Okay so one time in 7th grade at the very end of the year my home room teacher was moving classrooms and our English teacher was moving into the old one so we had a bunch of cardboard boxes left empty and so kids were just hanging out under them like hermit crabs and then we decided to take a picture and everybody got into a cardboard box and I was a pretty tiny kid so after we took the picture I tried to close the box and I FIT PERFECTLY INSIDE so the kids in my class and I thought it would be funny to prank a teacher by taking the box with me in it to a teacher and they told our teacher about it and he just said “Okay, which teacher do you want to go to?” And everybody decided to take me to our English teacher. Her current classroom was on the other side of the school. My home room teacher chose five people to escort me and my box on a spinning office chair down an elevator, across four hallways, and up a flight of stairs to our English room. They were giggling the whole way there and when we got there I hear them tell her the box was for her, she asked what was in it and then she opened the box and we stared at each other for five seconds before I croak out “hi”. She closes the box and I hear muffled yelling. I get out of the box and her home room is staring at me like I just came out of narnia and my classmates are laughing and I just walk away and that is the story of when I became a box.
Oh, Nogla…
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this gives me so many tiktok vibes tbh i love it
GIMME GIMME GIMME- (EDIT)-GBG
i wanna apologize the second boom is very loud i messed up, too lazy to fix :)
Just a few snippets of the best backup vocals off Folie A Deux (listen all the way through, you won’t regret it)
Panda: I need your help.
Wildcat: Who are we killing? Now, I don’t do kids. That’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.
IM CRYING THIS IS ME
Me: *about to click a fanfic* Fanfic: abandoned work Inner me: hoe dont do it Me: *clicks it* Inner me: oh my god