so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes
Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points
Netflix’s A Series of Unfortunate Events: This show will wreck your evening, your whole life and your day. Every single episode is nothing but dismay
My dumb ass, every damn time: But maybe in this episode, something good will finally happen to Violet, Klaus, and Sunny
*unfortunate events happen to violet, klaus, and sunny*
me:
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
Ever wonder what the highest kudo’d work on ao3 is?
wonder no more.
What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”
When you discover that these two:
Were married in Love Actually