This Man Is A Health Hazard!

hi ♡

can I aske about the bleach men reacting to their s/o getting into a fight for them and winning. probably some idiot was badmouthing the bleach men and their s/o 'handled' everything.

thanks in advance ♡

A/N: Oh gosh, this would be a sight to behold. Most of them would be cheering you on lol.

Visibly entertained and turned on by your boldness. Highly smug as they watched you win. They’d tease you playfully afterward, maybe telling you things like, “Didn’t know you were that feisty” or “You looked hot doing that.” They're proud, definitely turned on, and probably already planning a reward for you later.

— Shunsui, Grimmjow, Askin, Kisuke, Bazz-B, Shinji, Kenpachi, Renji

They wouldn’t make a huge show of it, but you’d see the pride in their eyes. A small smile, maybe a nod, and later they’d let you know how much they appreciated you standing up for them—even if they usually handle things themselves.

— Starrk, Ichigo, Kira, Hisagi

They’d be proud you won, but lowkey irritated that you had to step in at all. Expect a lecture about not risking yourself—even if you clearly handled it. Their protectiveness flares up when it comes to you, even if they secretly enjoyed watching you fight.

— Toshiro, Uryu, Byakuya, Ryuken, Jushiro

They’d be delighted in their own way, smirking like the bastard just got what they deserved. They’d see it as you defending what’s theirs—or rather, who is theirs. Expect a quiet intensity, maybe a hand on your back or a whisper in your ear, telling you how well you did—and how they’ll be showing you their appreciation later.

— Yhwach, Jugram, Aizen, Ulquiorra, Gin

The absolute devotion I could give him. Fuck.

HELLO MY SWEETS!!!!!!

Your Shinji fluff was SO good that it inspired me to be GREEDY and ask for MORE!!!! (Only if you're able and when you have the time, of course!!!)

Listen and hear me out; what about Shinji finding out reader (aka wife aka all of us lol) is pregnant?!?!?! HOW WOULD SHINJI ACT AS A NEW DAD I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I'm hoping you can tell me! Eek!

OBVIOUSLY if you don't want to write this for any reason, that is A-Okay!!!! I just figured I'd shoot my fanfic shot! 🫡💘

I can't wait to see what you do! Talk to ya later, tater!

MY FIRST REQUEST EVER FOR MY FAVORITE MAN 😭 IM SO EXCITED AND SO HONORED. OF COURSE I WILL WRITE THIS!! I'M SO HAPPY YOU DECIDED TO SHOOT YOUR FANFIC SHOT

and this is such a sweet concept 🥹 thank you for your cute idea, my love <3 i'll let you know when it's posted :D !!!

“Think the evidence speaks for itself, Darlin’”

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DON’T look at me like that. I am a woman with a weak constitution.

This is, once again, inspired by a @sexintheseireitei fic, “Shinji Wears The Pant(ies) in This Relationship (NSFW)”. GO. READ. IT.

Its also inspired by that meme I reblogged from @toxictaicho showing the underwear he would wear.

Bleach men catching you flirting (smau) 𐚁

warning: smut, explicit content & language, 18+mdni

featuring: kenpachi zaraki, shunsui kyoraku, shinji hirako, mayuri kurotsuchi, jushiro ukitake, aizen sosuke

Kenpachissluut writes ⋆. 𐙚 ˚

YUUUUP 💯💯💯

shinji got me out here blushing and giggling like a school girl why he so FINE

Danny Johnson they could never make me hate you

WAKE UP SHINJI NATION A NEW SCRUMPTIOUS, GLORIOUS, TOE-CURL INDUCING, GIGGLE PRODUCING, SCREAM WORTHY, JAW DROPPING, AWOOGA SOUNDING, HEART EYES DEVELOPING, BOOMSHAKALAKA DOING, FEET KICKING PHOTO OF SHINJI HIRAKO JUST DROPPED

literally like if not love what is life about.........

maybe i was made for loving things. maybe that's what life is all about.

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?