Whenever you and your wife go to a resort on vacation, she ends up having a lot of mind-blowing sex, while you end up spending a lot of time in your hotel room alone.
Better get your tongue ready
#queued
Your wife has been trying to train you -- with considerable success -- to be able to finish yourself into the toilet in less than a minute -- which both pleases and really amuses her, since your boss apparently is able to keep going with her for at least a half hour each time.