Daveandyourwife - Untitled

My wife Megan

As you go back home and think about what your wife just told you, you suddenly realize why you got so many strange looks from other people in your wife's office when you were with her at her office Christmas party last year -- and why she and her boss seemed to disappear together for an hour or so during the party. At the time, you thought they had some special work they had to get done, but now you realize they were having sex. And you also now understand better why your wife is almost never interested in having sex with you during the week. And now that you think about it -- your youngest does seem to look more like him than like you. Maybe you and your wife do have a lot to talk about.

My girlfriend makes up these type of stories all the time

One cos she knows it messes with my mind

And two cos she knows it is exactly what I love to hear