Daveandyourwife - Untitled

It was the first morning of your vacation, and your wife had said she was going for "just a short walk up the beach" -- but when she didn't return for two hours and when you saw the look on her face, you knew, even before she said anything, that she'd met someone and had sex. This was not the first time this has happened on one of your vacations. In fact, it happens on almost all of them, and you know, based on past experience, that there is a good chance that you'll be having dinners alone and sleeping alone every night all week.