Daveandyourwife - Untitled

Call me first thing in the morning.

Priorities 🥺🥵

That was more than a year ago, and now she spends so much time with him -- including all of every weekend and all holiday periods -- that there are now a lot of people they know who think that they are married. And recently you have heard her -- while she was talking with him on the phone, which they do every night when they're not together -- make reference to "starting a family" with him. It is now pretty obvious where their relationship, and where your relationship with her, is headed.

Your wife spent most of last night with your best friend, but now he apparently is feeling awkward about the situation, so she needs you to be the one who gives him a call to set up their next get together.