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8 years ago

Amazing story

Story repost: Wild Wood

A few of you have asked about this story. I had lost the last few chapters of this so it has never been posted on this blog in its entirety. Thanks to a lovely follower I now have it all.

It’s a pretty dark tale of documentary film-makers and Bigfoot. If you find my other stories unpalatable I suggest you scroll on by.

Otherwise, enjoy and send me feedback.

Sarah X

Wild Wood

ARRIVAL

A jolt woke Sarah up.

She blinked and saw the trees sliding past the car window as she propped herself up on the seat.

“We nearly there?” she asked the bearded driver Josh.

He looked back. “With us now are you? That was some sleep. Yeah, reckon an hour or so if these directions are good.”

Sarah yawned. “I didn’t get much sleep last night, I needed that.”

“Neither did I,” replied Emma from the passenger seat. She smiled over her shoulder at Sarah.

‘I know you didn’t,’ she thought. ‘I was listening to you fucking Josh in that crappy room next to mine all night’.

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8 years ago

Never Believe it - The Story

I told you in another post that my wife was supposed to go out with some friends she used to work with. As it turns out those plans began to crumble. She asked me if I would please take her out if things didn’t pan out with her friends. Of course I agreed.

 Over the course of the next few hours we tossed around some ideas on where to go and what to do. She mentioned going to a strip club. I was a little shocked but her and I have been to strip clubs together before. I could tell she was serious about it and of course started hoping that her plans would fall through.

She emerged from the shower and was putting on make-up and doing her hair in anticipation of going out with someone, either me or her friends. I sent her a text as I sat in the living room waiting. In it I listed our options for the evening; Strip club, fuck club, sports bar?

She replied Fuck Club? Really? For those who don’t know, we have been to swing clubs in our past. We jokingly call them fuck clubs.

I sent her the obligatory lol yeah its just fun to say fuck club., Haven’s said it in a while.

Yeah it is. So?

So what?

Come here.

As I entered the bathroom she looked up at me. “Fuck club huh?” Are we ready for that? Dumb question, I know you are.”

Trying to keep my cool I said “Babe, I am just having some fun with you. We can go wherever you want. Its your night.”

I don’t remember exactly what was said at that point but somehow she made the decision we were going to the fuck club. No promises of course. We both agreed that we would have fun, even if it ended up we didn’t play with anyone else. I was giddy inside and I wanted to pump my fist in the air and scream. I didn’t of course.

The crowd wasn’t huge but it was a good mix of ages. We were both a little nervous, our palms were a little sweaty as we walked in holding hands. Most of the single guys (single guys are allowed on Fridays) appeared to be younger than us. Before we took the tour for newbies, my wife and I needed a drink so we opened up the drinks we had brought. I knew she wanted the buzz to loosen up.

After walking around and looking the place over and checking out the crowd we settled in to a few open stools at the bar. The bar was L shaped and we picked two seats at the corner, my wife sitting in the closest seat to the corner. On the other side of the corner, was a man about our age, well dressed and handsome. Next to him sat another couple.

The gentleman next to us said hello and started chatting a bit with my wife. Sensing an opportunity already I let them make small talk as I watched other people in the club and kept general tabs on the conversation.

I had been leaving her at the bar now and then. As soon as I did so, the two of them started chatting. When I would return, my wife would turn her attention back to me. She was nervous. “We keep talking but I don’t know how to move things along. I am pretty sure if I offered, he would be up for it.”

“Honey, he is certainly interested but he isn’t going to push things. He knows we are married so he will play it cool and let you make the first move if this is what you want.”

“I don’t know how the hell to flirt. I need another drink, maybe a shot.” She said quietly.”

“Well we will get you a shot then. Are you really interested in him?”

“I am , but I am nervous.” She said.

“Nothing to be nervous about. This is all up to you babe. Go for it.” I said and kissed her neck which led to our hands roaming and our tongues tangling. The sexual tension in the air was thick.

“I wasn’t sure about all this but I do want it. I am glad we are here. When you leave to the bathroom or to walk around its nice because he always talks to me then, I will try my best to flirt and get things going.”

“Good, then get your flirt on girl. He wants his cock in your mouth, hell who wouldn’t? Your job is easy.” I teased as she threw back a shot.

Some time passed, with me making reasons to wander around and leave her alone next to him. Things moved slowly but for Joe’s part he was a true gentleman, he didn’t push and neither did I.  When Joe left to use the restroom once she did the same and conveniently ran into him in the back where the playrooms are. I could see them from where I was sitting and they were talking, taking in some of the players who were in the rooms with the doors open. This would either happen or it wouldn’t and that was completely up to my wife.

At some point a little later I left her alone with him again after a while because I needed to check my cell phone stashed and locked away in the lockers they provide for such things. I made a walk through of the various rooms in the back while I was back there, giving the two of them some extra time. I have to say I was not nervous at all. I was comfortable, confident and excited. When I returned to them I hoped the conversation had heated up a bit. The night was getting late at this point with many of the partiers filtering to the back where I noticed on my walk about that all of the rooms were occupied. When I returned to the bar Joe excused himself to the mens room again and I moved in close to my wife. We kissed passionately right there our hands again exploring places on each others bodies we knew so well and that would have gotten us kicked out of any other bar. She whispered in my ear “I told him you like to watch when we were in the back watching other people together.”

“Ah so things did move along a bit huh? What did he say?”

“He was surprised but happy to hear it.” She replied with a smile. “Are any rooms open back there? I told him I wanted to suck his cock while you watched”

“I didn’t see any open rooms?” I answered when I was able to wipe the smile off my face.

“I know you want to watch and to be honest, I want to be watched and I want both of you.”

I swallowed hard, hearing her say those words made my stomach do flip flops. When he returned to his seat I let them talk, monitoring as much as I could of the conversation and engaging in it now and then.

My wife excused herself at some point to the ladies room and came back to report that the rooms were still full. The implications of her statement hung in the air then fell, unquestioned. “Guess we will have to keep checking.” I said finally.

A bit later I took another trip to the rest room. On my way back I glanced in one of the open play rooms. It had a wide doorway with no door. Inside there were two beds, a couch and in one corner a glory hole room made from what was in the past, the rooms closet in another corner. There was no one currently in it.

I headed back to the bar. “The big open room is free.” I announced.

She grabbed my hand, then grabbed his. “Lets go check it out.”

I followed my wife and our new friend into the room, now vacant. “Is this room okay? There is no door, does that matter?” She asked turning to Joe.

“I’m okay with it if you guys are.”

“Well he likes to watch and why not let other people too?” My wife replied and moved close to him. “I think I know how to make your night.”

I watched as my gorgeous wife of twenty years was wrapped in another guys arms. They made out while I stood quietly a few feet away. I watched as his hands roamed her body, feeling her curves through the fabric of her small, tight fitting dress.

She stepped back from him and looked at me, assuring herself that I was okay. She smiled at me and I smiled back. “I know you are looking forward to this huh babe?” She asked.

Her hand went to his crotch and began to feel him through his pants. “Oooh, and he is already hard for me.” She said and turned to look at him. “I love to play with it through your pants like this.”

He moaned as her hand groped him and they started to kiss again.

I wondered who this woman was for a moment. All the things I had imagined were suddenly happening.

“You want me to suck it?” She asked him.

I didn’t have to hear his reply. They moved closer to the edge of one of the beds and I moved with them. She slid to her knees in front of him and kissed his hard cock through his pants while pulling me closer. “You need to be close so you can see me.” She said.

She continued to kiss his cock through his pants while she worked his belt loose and undid his pants. They slid to the floor and she tugged at him through his boxers.

“Oh its so fucking hard for me. You are dying for me to suck it aren’t you?” She teased.

“Oh god yes.” He replied as she pulled his boxers down.

His hard cock sprang free and I watched her wrap her small hand around him. His cock was rock hard and thick. He wasn’t overly large but I knew she loved it. She stroked him slowly, looking up at him and glancing at me before looking up at him again and moving her mouth closer to him. She kissed the tip and licked his entire shaft, moaning loudly as she did. I felt as if I had just been shocked. Sparks flew through my entire body.

My heart was in my throat and my cock was rock hard in my pants. I actually felt a little dizzy and when I looked up briefly and took a deep breath I noticed several people had entered the room and stood quietly nearby watching things unfold. That made me even harder.

I turned my attention back to my wife who was just slipping her new friends cock into her mouth. She looked so fucking good and she was really into sucking him, taking him completely in her mouth, moaning the entire time to match his moans.

After a few minutes she reached out to me and started to undo my pants. I helped her out and was soon free, my cock in her free hand while she sucked Joe. She turned her attention to me. “Are you enjoying it baby?” She asked. All I could do was nod. “I think you deserve a turn.”

As she took me in her mouth I looked at Joe. “Is she as good as you hoped?” I asked.

“Oh my god she is amazing.”

My wife heard that and turned her attention back to him. “It must be because I love to suck cock.”

She went back and forth between us for a few minutes. I mentioned that she had drawn quite a crowd, and we could find another room if she wanted. “This is fine, I like them all watching me.”

She stood up and between Joe and I we got her dress unzipped and pushed down to her waist. She lay on the bed and we both attacked her nipples while my hand rubbed her pussy. She was soaking wet and I eventually worked my way down between her legs.

As I licked her pussy she pulled Joe back to her mouth. I could look up from between her legs and see her sucking him hungrily and I could hear him moaning loudly. I didn’t know it was possible for my cock to be so hard. His moans continued to get louder and the crowed kept creeping closer.

She pushed him away and sat up. The two of them kissed deeply.

She spun around on her hands and knees, her ass perched near the edge of the bed and facing me. I accepted the offer and slid inside her form behind. I fucked her hard while she sucked Joe’s cock. She positioned him at an angle on the bed so that I could clearly see what was happening. How I didn’t cum I will never know. After a few minutes I pulled out of her and she sat up.

“Do you want to fuck me?” I heard her ask Joe.

I wasn’t sure it would go that far and my breath caught in my throat for a moment.

“If your husband is okay with it.”

“Do you have a condom? I know he wants to watch.” She said, taking control and speaking for me like she knew I was speechless.

Joe quickly retrieved a condom from his pants and had it on in a split second. My wife crawled onto the middle of the bed and lay on her back as he moved toward her. She grabbed her ankles and pulled them back toward her head spreading widely for him. I grabbed one ankle and held it for her and saw on the other side of the bed, a woman had sat down and now grabbed her other ankle and held it back. Rather than watch as Joe slid his cock inside my wife, my eyes were glued to her face. I wanted to see those bright blue eyes the moment he slid into her. I saw nothing but burning lust. She wanted to be fucked so badly. She stared at Joe as he slid into her. Her eyes closed and she moaned from deep down when he was fully inside her. One arm draped around his neck as he began to fuck her, and the other grabbed my cock. It was as if I was in a dream. This is exactly how I had envisioned it so many times. Joe’s ass rose and fell as he fucked my wife, the sounds of their bodies slapping together filling the room.

“Oh fuck Joe, fuck my pussy. Does that feel good? Is that what you have been wanting all night, to fuck me? Your cock feels so fucking good.” She purred.

She never stopped tugging at my hard cock as she said it. I couldn’t believe the words I was hearing. It was like she had read the script in my mind. I guess I have shared enough over the years for her to know exactly what to say. But I think it had nothing to do with that, she was letting go, saying what came naturally.

“Oh god you are going to make me cum” Joe grunted.

“Fuck yes. Fuck me. Are you going to cum in my pussy?” She asked staring him in the eye and taking his thick cock. She had never said that to anyone else in twenty years. My knees went weak.

Joe roared, his body shuddering as my wife pulled him close and wrapped her legs around his waist pulling him as deeply as she could, her black high heels resting on his straining ass cheeks.

She looked at me over his shoulder as he emptied himself inside her. “Ooh Yeah he’s cuming in my fucking pussy.” She groaned through gritted teeth.

Words escaped me. I was watching another man cum inside my wife’s pussy and had heard her ask for it. It didn’t matter he was wearing a condom. Nothing in the world mattered at that moment. She had asked for it, she had wanted it and she was putting on a show for all of us in the room. And SHE was enjoying the hell out of it. I knew she was enjoying being the center of attention (She would later confirm that) and I am not sure at what point it stopped being about pleasing me and became about her own pleasure but I know it did.

Finally Joe slid from her. I moved onto the bed next to her and offered my cock to her mouth. She greedily sucked me while Joe rubbed her pussy with his hand. She came loudly after just a few seconds. All the pent up sexual tension exploded from her and rocked the room. I could hear murmurs from those around us.

I spun her around and sank inside her. She was loudly begging me to pound her while the woman on the bed began to play with her nipples. She didn’t protest, just begged for me to fuck her harder, which I obliged.

Joe managed to work his way into the mix and kissed her while I fucked her and the woman played with her nipples. She came again and I was getting near an orgasm myself. Sensing this, She broke away from her kiss and begged me to cum on her tits so everyone could see me. “Cum on my tits baby, let them see you cover your wife’s tits with your cum.” Were her exact words.

I pulled from her pussy and straddled her waist. The other woman held her tits in her hands as I shot my load across her tits.

I will never forget what happened next and neither will my wife. As I crawled off my wife, the other woman who took some of my cum on her hand sucked it off and swallowed it. “Mmmm.” She moaned and then leaned forward and sucked every drop of my cum from my wife’s tits. She swallowed every drop as my wife and I watched speechless. Then she approached me and planted a kiss on my lips before doing the same to my wife. “Fuck that was hot.” She said and turned to leave the room. “Thanks for cleaning me off.” My wife called as the woman left.

The small crowd that had gathered began to filter out leaving us with Joe to get dressed. Joe, being a gentleman, thanked us both for the night of his life and left the room. We never saw him again.

We stayed in the club for a little while and mingled, watching some of the folks who were still getting their  fun on before I led my wife to an open room with a closing door. I took her inside and closed the door and we fucked, recounting what had just happened shortly before both of us cuming hard again.

We didn’t talk much on the way home and I left for a weekend with a friend the next morning. She texted me and told me how much fun she had had and lastnight we relived the entire event as we made love.

I didn’t ask but she did make it clear that she was going to do it again The ice has finally broken.

I know its hard to believe but every single word of this is true. If you have been following long enough you know that she had it in her.

Let me know what you think.

8 years ago

I'd love to see your big tits

New Sports Bra. “Like” If You Like It, “repost” If You’d Fuck Me In It. 😈😉

New Sports Bra. “Like” if you like it, “repost” if you’d fuck me in it. 😈😉

10 years ago

Very sexy, I’d like to see what’s under her dress

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10 years ago

Someone needs to cook the eggs properly

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8 years ago
Sums It Up Lol! - Ashley

Sums it up lol! - Ashley

9 years ago

MMMMMMM Stacy

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8 years ago

Great story

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