🎄✨A Batboy Holiday Song✨🎄

🎄✨A Batboy Holiday Song✨🎄

(Sung to the tune of “Jingle Bells” by the four Robins)

Dick: Come on, boys! Sing a Christmas song with me!

Jason: No way, Dickface.

Damian: *tt* I will not participate in such inane and childish activities, Grayson.

Tim: I’ll have to pass.

Dick: Come on, guys! Have some Christmas spirit!

🎶 Dick: I was an orphan kid

Until Bruce came along

I was the first Robin

To fight crime all night long!

Now I’m on my own

And better than Batman

I knock the bad guys out with sass

And the fan base loves my ass! 

🎶ALL:

Oh! Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And Penguin got away!

Hey!

Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And penguin got away!

Dick: You’re up next, Jaylad!

Jason: Alright fine 🤦‍♂️

🎶Jason: I robbed Bruce in the street

The fan base hated me

Got murdered by a clown

Now I run this town!

Once a troubled teen

I now have my own team!

Batman might say killing’s bad

But I’ll do it anyway!

🎶ALL:

Oh! Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And penguin got away!

Hey!

Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And penguin got away!

🎶Tim: My parents didn’t love me

They abandoned me daily

I am the smartest detective

In this shithole of a city!

My new family loves me so

But they’re telling me to sleep

That’s insane, sleep’s for the weak!

I need to keep working!

ALL:

Oh! Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And penguin got away!

Hey!

Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And penguin got away!

Dick: It’s your turn now, Dami!

Damian: Tch. I’ll engage in your foolery this one time, Grayson.

🎶Damian: I hate this family

They’re not as good as me.

Drake’s an imbicle, It’s very clear to see!

To those who say I’m a brat

And that I’m overrated too

I’ll beat you to the brink of death ‘cause that’s what Robins do!

🎶ALL:

Oh! Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And penguin got away!

Hey!

Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And penguin got away!

Merry Christmas everyone, and a happy new year! ✨🎄✨