Bruce Wayne Buys Menstrual Items At The Local Pharmacy At 11 PM In Plaid Pajama Bottoms And A Ripped

practice with graffiti lettering styles turned into a series with the batfam lmao

(reblogs appreciated! im a whore for attention)

gotham’s little meow meow 🖤 just… not the one you were expecting

[Comic ID: [Panel 1] Alfred: “Master Wayne. Regarding your attire for tonight’s charity event. (Bruce: Hn.) A: Perhaps this is the generational gap speaking for me… (Hn.) –and far be it that I would criticise Ms. Kyle’s more… legal fundraising methods. For unfortunate animals, no less. (Hm.) But I am failing to understand how wearing this “accessory” achieves anything but great indignity.” Bruce, busy with a WayneTech tablet with half his face in hard shadow, looks up.

[Panel 2-6 – A progression of Bruce losing his composure and bursting into laughter] B: “ALFRED?! Ahem… … … snrk! Hehehe–” [Bruce breaks off into louder and louder laughter]

[Panel 7 – Alfred stands straight-backed in his butler’s uniform, deadpan while Bruce’s laughter continues to fill the background. Alfred is wearing a black cat ear headband.] A: “Quite so, sir.”

[Panel 8 – The back of Alfred’s head, still wearing the headband - he sighs in exasperation. Bruce is still laughing, his face replaced by the edited cry-laughing emoji meme. END ID.]

Dad Bruce Wayne Headcanons-

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- Watches grass mowing YouTube videos. (Also power washing videos)

- All on full volume- ^^^

- While staying with the Kent's, he stood outside while a tornado was active and watched it. "What? Clark, if your dad says its safe to stand outside and watch then I wanna watch! You think tornados just touch down everyday in Gotham???"

- Does the grunt-sigh combo whenever he sits down in a chair. In or out of costume.

- Loud. Fucking. Sneezes. Once woke up the whole house at two am and he suddenly had 8+ armed people ready to slap a bitch in his bedroom before he could even blink because everyone had thought he was getting attacked.

- Takes his kids' phones and holds it right in front of his face to read something they're trying to show him because theiR ARMS ARE TOO SHAKY TO READ THE DARN THING-

- Forgets all of his kids' friend's names even though he's known them forever. "Oh, isn't Benjamin coming over today, Tim?" - "Bruce... are you talking about Bernard????"

- Tries to bond with his children by trying to understand their "youth culture". "How do you do my fellow teens?"

- He maybe banned from the kitchen, but not the grill. Man will gather enough people and associates and host a grill out in his backyard, inevitably making enough food to serve a whole army. Do not even attempt to stop him unless you want Alfred to gun you down- its how he gets out of the cave and socializes of his own free will and genuinely has a good time; no Alfred will not show you mercy when it comes to that.

Off to bed I go as I dump a Baby bat. 

I goddamn hate ADHD it feels like a brick is always hitting me in the face. Especially not on meds you might as well hit me with a dump truck because I’m not getting anything done till next yet. Fuck it all

Been a while since i last made some royai fanart~

When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately

Batman, leaving his birds in the Justice League’s care for a few days: A few rules for looking after my anklebiters are as follows: Make sure to keep anything peanut away from Tim and don’t let him have cheese. He’s allergic but he’ll try to eat it anyway. Jason needs to be given his space, and don’t interrupt him while he’s reading unless it’s absolutely necessary. Diana stands the best chance of not being shot in that case. Stephanie doesn’t like being alone for too long, and Cass shouldn’t be left alone for too long. Things happen. Duke forgets that not everyone is as sturdy as he is, especially his siblings, Clark I’m trusting you specifically to keep an eye on him. Dick can mostly take care of himself but not if he’s spending too much time taking care of the others, make sure he doesn’t overwork himself. Good luck dealing with Damian, nothing I say is going to help you there except give him some art supplies and keep the knives away from him if you can.

The JLA:

😧

B: [turns to leave and then stops, looking over his shoulder] Hnn… I suppose it’s also fair to warn you that when I called them anklebiters it wasn’t an exaggeration. They will bite if they feel threatened.

JLA:

😨

B, walking out: And if anything happens to my children on your watch, know that I will utilize all of my contingency plans.

JLA:

😰

Stellar Summit.

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good