Under The Red Hood

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[Comic ID: [Panel 1] Alfred: “Master Wayne. Regarding your attire for tonight’s charity event. (Bruce: Hn.) A: Perhaps this is the generational gap speaking for me… (Hn.) –and far be it that I would criticise Ms. Kyle’s more… legal fundraising methods. For unfortunate animals, no less. (Hm.) But I am failing to understand how wearing this “accessory” achieves anything but great indignity.” Bruce, busy with a WayneTech tablet with half his face in hard shadow, looks up.

[Panel 2-6 – A progression of Bruce losing his composure and bursting into laughter] B: “ALFRED?! Ahem… … … snrk! Hehehe–” [Bruce breaks off into louder and louder laughter]

[Panel 7 – Alfred stands straight-backed in his butler’s uniform, deadpan while Bruce’s laughter continues to fill the background. Alfred is wearing a black cat ear headband.] A: “Quite so, sir.”

[Panel 8 – The back of Alfred’s head, still wearing the headband - he sighs in exasperation. Bruce is still laughing, his face replaced by the edited cry-laughing emoji meme. END ID.]

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a/n: idk what this is, it’s smut but it was written in pieces and idk if it’s any good, sorry y’all i’m all over the fucking place rn

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      Red wine flowed from your glass into your mouth, swirling enticingly as you gulped down the sweet liquid. You followed the pleasant burn of it as it slipped down your throat.  

“I’m not kidding.” Natasha leaned forward, topping off her own glass with more of Tony’s expensive wine.

“And he just kept going?” Wanda’s mouth dropped open as Natasha giggled while nodding in ascent to her question.

“Had my legs shaking, I swear.” She held up three fingers, “Scout’s honor.”

You laughed, digging your hand into the bowl of Cheetos tucked between your legs. Wanda shook her head, seemingly not believing what Natasha was telling her.

“I didn’t know that Sam had it in him.”

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hellooo, can i request a tim drake x reader where tim teases the reader with toys? usheuhd

pairing: tim drake (18+) x fem!reader

warnings: smut → use of light bondage & vibrator, tim being a teasing little shit, slight daddy kink

word count: 266

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Tim secures his tie around your wrists as you lay down on your stomach with your now tied hands behind your back. He turns the vibrator on, making you squeal in surprise, and eyes roll back from the pleasure. Tim chuckles at your reaction and walks to the other side of the bed, crouching down so he was eye-level with you.

“If I find out you’ve moved the toy, I’ll only punish you more, love,” Tim chuckles before standing up and leaving the room. You whimper as he closes the door, grinding your hips down on the vibrator, the pleasure making you moan loudly.

“Tim, please come back,” you moan loud enough for him to hear it. You hear yet another chuckle coming from the kitchen, causing you to let out an exasperated sigh. You continued to roll your hips against the vibrator, feeling yourself coming undone in only a matter of seconds, hands forming a fist with fingernails making a crescent-shaped dents in your palm. Your hips jerk from sensitivity as the vibrator is still held against you.

“Tim, please come back,” you cry, eyes closed as you grind against the toy again. The door opens, and Tim stands with his arms crossed, leaning against the door frame, watching as you come undone for the second time.

“Oh, please,” you whimper. “it’s too much.” He walks over to you, slowly dragging the toy away from you, turning it off with a satisfied chuckle. His fingers trace down your back, making their way to your ass.

“Want me to fuck you?”

“Yes, daddy. Please.”

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