Batkids + Bruce + Alcohol Let's do it First things first, Damian doesn't like alcohol AND HE'S A MINOR so he's excluded, and Bruce only waits for his kids to become 21 years old for these special moments Dick: The first time he had alcohol with Bruce was on his 21st birthday, and it's a night to remember because they both got white girl wasted and Alfred spent the entire night making sure they were comfortable and not stepping foot outside the manor as Batman and Nightwing. There's even a few photos of Bruce and Dick singing karaoke with glasses of craft beer in hand. Jason: Oh dear god. Not only did the motherfucker speak in an Irish accent, he also convinced a very drunk Bruce to dance with him to very loud Irish songs and Dick just sat there in horror but also astonishment because Bruce dancing is a sight to behold. Dick was a bit buzzed but not as drunk as Jason and Bruce. Tim: He got convinced to drink a few beers on his 21st birthday by Jason and Dick while Bruce was away but he came home with bottles of whiskey, tequila and vodka. Tim got excited, the four drank like crazy, and Alfred had a blast laughing at all of them because Tim was quoting Shakespeare while Jason and Dick were acting out a few scenes from Shakespeare's plays and Bruce was really fucking gone in the corner. (Damian would always watch them with Alfred and laugh too.) Duke: He knows how to party. Let's just say, the morning after Duke's 21st birthday was incredible because no one remembered what happened the night before and somehow Dick was on the roof, Jason fell asleep on the driveway, Tim somehow wound up in the bathtub of one of the bathrooms, and Bruce woke up on the counter in the kitchen. Duke was nowhere to be seen until the evening where he was found in the garden, snoring with a bucket of his vomit near him. Cassandra: She knows how to hold her alcohol as a first-time drinker, and she's bested everyone in many drinking games on her 21st birthday. Dick was in 5th place, Jason and Bruce came in 3rd place, Tim was tied with Duke on 2nd place and somehow Cass convinced Alfred to drink too. Even in the morning, she was sober and just a little bit tipsy after her 20th bottle of Jack Daniels. Stephanie: Light-weight but with a lot of violence! On her 21st birthday, she was already smashed after her 2nd shot of tequila but she kept going like a champion and fought Jason in drunken rage. She's pretty violent, and this took place not in the manor but at one of the bars in Gotham. There was a lot of fighting in the bar that night and a lot of regulars now respect her as she came out on top as the winner. Bruce also wound up in that fight and had to go to the hospital because he not only got the lights punched out but he wound up with a broken leg and a broken nose. It was pretty funny though. Bonus! Alfred drinking with Bruce when he turned 21. Oh my god. Alfred loves to tell the story at parties to embarrass Bruce who can't live it down, so here's what happened: When Bruce turned 21, he bought a lot of whiskey, rum and vodka as well as some craft beer, and he had the brilliant idea to try and outdrink Alfred in a contest. Now do note that Alfred knows very well how to hold his liquor to a godly level like Cassandra, and he had the honor of watching a 21 year old Bruce Wayne turn from serious and professional to loud, emotional and very giggly. He somehow ended up at his parents' gravestones and told his dad that he drank a horse full of whiskey before blacking out, falling over, breaking his nose on his mother's gravestone and having to be dragged home by his legs. Alfred will never forget it, and neither will he let Bruce forget it.
hellooo, can i request a tim drake x reader where tim teases the reader with toys? usheuhd
pairing: tim drake (18+) x fem!reader
warnings: smut → use of light bondage & vibrator, tim being a teasing little shit, slight daddy kink
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Tim secures his tie around your wrists as you lay down on your stomach with your now tied hands behind your back. He turns the vibrator on, making you squeal in surprise, and eyes roll back from the pleasure. Tim chuckles at your reaction and walks to the other side of the bed, crouching down so he was eye-level with you.
“If I find out you’ve moved the toy, I’ll only punish you more, love,” Tim chuckles before standing up and leaving the room. You whimper as he closes the door, grinding your hips down on the vibrator, the pleasure making you moan loudly.
“Tim, please come back,” you moan loud enough for him to hear it. You hear yet another chuckle coming from the kitchen, causing you to let out an exasperated sigh. You continued to roll your hips against the vibrator, feeling yourself coming undone in only a matter of seconds, hands forming a fist with fingernails making a crescent-shaped dents in your palm. Your hips jerk from sensitivity as the vibrator is still held against you.
“Tim, please come back,” you cry, eyes closed as you grind against the toy again. The door opens, and Tim stands with his arms crossed, leaning against the door frame, watching as you come undone for the second time.
“Oh, please,” you whimper. “it’s too much.” He walks over to you, slowly dragging the toy away from you, turning it off with a satisfied chuckle. His fingers trace down your back, making their way to your ass.
“Want me to fuck you?”
“Yes, daddy. Please.”
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gotham’s little meow meow 🖤 just… not the one you were expecting
[Comic ID: [Panel 1] Alfred: “Master Wayne. Regarding your attire for tonight’s charity event. (Bruce: Hn.) A: Perhaps this is the generational gap speaking for me… (Hn.) –and far be it that I would criticise Ms. Kyle’s more… legal fundraising methods. For unfortunate animals, no less. (Hm.) But I am failing to understand how wearing this “accessory” achieves anything but great indignity.” Bruce, busy with a WayneTech tablet with half his face in hard shadow, looks up.
[Panel 2-6 – A progression of Bruce losing his composure and bursting into laughter] B: “ALFRED?! Ahem… … … snrk! Hehehe–” [Bruce breaks off into louder and louder laughter]
[Panel 7 – Alfred stands straight-backed in his butler’s uniform, deadpan while Bruce’s laughter continues to fill the background. Alfred is wearing a black cat ear headband.] A: “Quite so, sir.”
[Panel 8 – The back of Alfred’s head, still wearing the headband - he sighs in exasperation. Bruce is still laughing, his face replaced by the edited cry-laughing emoji meme. END ID.]
Batman, leaving his birds in the Justice League’s care for a few days: A few rules for looking after my anklebiters are as follows: Make sure to keep anything peanut away from Tim and don’t let him have cheese. He’s allergic but he’ll try to eat it anyway. Jason needs to be given his space, and don’t interrupt him while he’s reading unless it’s absolutely necessary. Diana stands the best chance of not being shot in that case. Stephanie doesn’t like being alone for too long, and Cass shouldn’t be left alone for too long. Things happen. Duke forgets that not everyone is as sturdy as he is, especially his siblings, Clark I’m trusting you specifically to keep an eye on him. Dick can mostly take care of himself but not if he’s spending too much time taking care of the others, make sure he doesn’t overwork himself. Good luck dealing with Damian, nothing I say is going to help you there except give him some art supplies and keep the knives away from him if you can.
The JLA:
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B: [turns to leave and then stops, looking over his shoulder] Hnn… I suppose it’s also fair to warn you that when I called them anklebiters it wasn’t an exaggeration. They will bite if they feel threatened.
JLA:
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B, walking out: And if anything happens to my children on your watch, know that I will utilize all of my contingency plans.
JLA:
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some sources and resources as of april 2024
fmoviesz dot to
soap2dayx dot to
anix dot to (for anime)
flixtor dot to
hdtoday dot to
myflixerz dot to
swatchseries dot is
if one of the sites i already use doesn't have what i'm looking for, i use duckduckgo to search for alternatives (as opposed to google which always gives me way more bullshit results)
12ft dot io (doesn't always work)
libgen dot is
sci-hub dot se
audiobookbay dot is
annas-archive dot org
forum dot mobilism dot org (also hosts mobile apps)
myabandonware dot com (not technically piracy!)
1337x dot to (pretty much the only source i use nowadays)
my (very quick) torrenting guide
easyussr.neocities.org/torrenting
edit: apparently necessary disclaimer that everyone and their mother knows about these websites, they can be found through any major search engine, and not talking about them on tumblr dot com won't keep them "secret" because the feds are already more than aware of them.
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