Stop Clogging My Notifications Please I'm Trying To Sleep For Forever

Now twin A is complaining about the brother 2 eating her candy which we don't by often and now brother 1 is yelling him

Hi Tumblr I have decided to start live blogging my ten year old twin little sisters

Hi Tumblr I have decided to start live blogging my ten year old twin little sisters as they clean their room

It looks like a insane institution

sick of rich people with boring homes. if you're going to set the standard for desirable lifestyles I will never afford, would you at least put some color into it dangnabit

how else would we know death is coming

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

this is by far the best explanation of how asexuality and sexual attraction works

Why are pen pineapple applepen fruit

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

“gay son or thot daughter,” you start to ask, but you can’t even finish your sentence because cosmo and wanda heard “gay son” and immediately started cheering and clapping