Dilf Squall, Milf Maud, Hot Crow Crow, And Sexy Dame Chanda Are All Nice But I Think The One Thing We

How the fuck do people lose their minds??? its locked so securely in your skull.

like stop being irresponsible, put an airtag on that shit

"just write the story you want to read!" they said. well, guess what, now i have 14 unfinished drafts because apparently, i want to read 14 different stories at once.

they say not having money is the reason people get mad but guys....

finishing a fic that was last updated 6 years ago.........

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

I NEED A FUCKING CAPE

also asexuals a very valid and some of the swaggiest peeps youll ever meet<3

Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

Pregnant woman: eats rabbit

Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins

Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers

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Ugh I'm so sexy, WERE SO SEXY

Bro look at you 😩

Ugh can't even compare to you :(

who are asexuals 😔

[This disappointment wants to be a moist dragon]

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