I Don’t Know Wtf They Be Putting In Juice Boxes But Holy Fuck I Hope They Don’t Stop

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

if i was a star and you were a star i would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science

Do you ever think about those nights where the sunset is so bright and beautiful that it stains the surrounding clouds in a magical, bright, pink. It's just so marvelous, it's the perfect way to end a day.

And those somber nights where everything has let you down, everybody has left you, and the sky is no longer the pitch black it always was but a moss green.

And everything is suddenly valuable.

James: Struts into the room with a pout*

Sirius and remus: looking at each other confused*

sirius -mouthing to remus-: -what's up with him?-

Remus: shrugs* evans a has been with me

Sirius: looking more confused,* ill ask

YO PRONGS WHATS WROOONNNGG

James:......

Peter: he's out of hair gel

*old couple sees child*

must have been the "devils tango"

yes

the devils tango is an ancient dance that summons a stork to your home

did anyone actually take in the trolls movie?

because honestly in my head it makes no sense. Look at the size of them, they’re obviously too small to be trolls. They’re more like pixie size. I mean honestly, the bergens look about human size compared to them, they’re smaller than the spiders. And their hair??? There is no telling how long it can stretch for?? And it can change colour! Not just to one but many! Is this magic? If it is then they’re obviously a type of nymph or fae. I mean they like to sing and dance & even their names are like, branch, creek. I mean seriously. If anything the bergens are trolls and the trolls are nymphs.

The hospital

i awoke to a long consistent beep.

i feel as light as i ever have and yet my head feels heavy.

the room is dark and yet i feel as though im staring at the sun, unable to open my eyes without squinting, my head is pounding. hot and cold flushes confusing my body temperature

my hospital gown feels thin and light as if im barely wearing it.

i take a moment to let my eyes adjust to the dark room and turn to my side trying to find the source of the beeping only to see the heart monitor machine at the side of my small bed dimly lighting the room.

there were usually bumps in the green lines with small beeps.....beeps.....beeps....so on so on.

but this machine was acting up surely, i mean the only way it would be having a flat line is if.....REALITY CHECK. i pushed my hands to my face. they felt cold. good. i could feel my hands. i pinched my cheek.......nothing i pinched again only harder this time. nothing.

i slapped my self in the face NOTHING. i started to freak out. sweat dripping on my forehead i went to wipe it but no sweat could be found. THATS IT IM CALLING FOR THE NURSE. "NURSE!" my voice sounded strange,it had an echo, it bounced back.

i screamed again"NURSE! PLEASE!"

nothing. not a sound to be heard i shut my eyes. and that's when it stopped.

everything. the flushes the pounding in my head, the beeping of the monitor, the burning sensation in my eyes. all of it. it felt like the void.

i couldnt open my eyes.

i felt heavier and heavier i knew i was drifting into sleep.....

and i awoke to a long consistent beep.

How evil and sinister may I query you, Sir?

You may not query the dead. Or the lost souls of earth.

Hullo! heres my contribution to the Nevermoor tumblr that isnt just reblogs.

FUNKY FRESH MOG. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE. SHE IS COMING FOR YOU.

I NEED A FUCKING CAPE

also asexuals a very valid and some of the swaggiest peeps youll ever meet<3

Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE