Yeah

Mog, apologizing: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

Jack: What's that?

Mog: Remorse code.

Jack: I'm even angrier now.

Usually when I get sleep paralysis I feel like I’m floating in warm water or other such pleasant things. Recently I finally had a creepy sleep paralysis episode where a twisted inhuman hand crept up and clutched the edge of my blankets as a voice whisper shouted, “That’s GAY,” and I woke up.

Like thanks my dude, I’m gay - I know.

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mashed potatoes chai (aka chai tea) almond milk honey mustard sushi

woah, calm down hannibal

♥︎ You’re so pretty it makes me want to cut you open and crawl inside of you, use your skin as a mask and your ribcage as a little cage for me to live in forever ♥︎

Enemies to Lovers is where Darling (hatred) goes to Darling (confession of love)

i want a sitcom about a psychic who can see crimes before they happen so they work for the police and while working there she meets a skeptical young officer{ill call her cop 1} and slowly they fall in love with each other and have brunch and stay up late together watching horror movies while the cop is like "okay slitting a throat would not produce that much blood" and they dye each others hair and the cops older brother is also a cop {cop 2} and he's even more skeptical. but the psychic dyes the officers hair pink and the officer dyes the psychics hair black, and staying up so late has made the psychic have dark eye circles and a pale face, and they have a sense of humor that's just a smidge too dark. and then cop 2 gets really suspicious of the psychic because he predicted something slightly off and her backstory just doesn't add up to her resume and you start to realise all these murders and arsons were somehow tied to cop 1s enemies and childhood bullies and then its revealed that the psychic has been stalking cop 1 for 3 years and has been committing the crimes herself in order to make cop 1 fall in love with her

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

Walburga: So have either of you met any pureblood, Slytherin, fully-human, blood-purist girls?

Sirius & Regulus:

Watch this blow up and become a meme scaffold

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

as i listen to my Nintendo music on blast and sip from my tea, i can feel the outside storm blasting through me with thunder and rain.

my mood changed every 5 minutes when a new song comes on now, just now when writing this the song changed from new donk city festival (japanese) super mario odyssey to Nintendo 3ds music find mii I NOW FEEL MEDIEVAL NOT JAZZY!!1