Deathisgivingmeaheadache - I Like Space.

So he just watched Romeo + Juliet and needed a moment to process it…

alec lightwood recent google searches:

flirting

how to tell when someone is flirting

warlock flirting or casting spell to hypnotize me

meaning when someone “wants to see you” but for no reason

how to tell if i like someone

how to tell if i like someone not jace

what to say when flirting starts

correct eyeshadow to buy for someone who likes eyeshadow 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SO FUCKING REAL

Parents: Are you going to spend all of your time in your room on Tumblr and watching shows?

Me:

…I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour

*washes hands with my tears*

Dearly Beloved is the perfect nerd song to play at your wedding because people would be like “yo this song is so pretty what is it called??” and you can just be like “Dearly Beloved” and they’ll think its specifically for weddings, not from a videogame that features Mickey Mouse beating up monsters with a key

The Circleville Herald, Ohio, August 4, 1955

UHM JAMAL DID NOT LIE! THEY DO TREAT HIM LIKE HE’S NOT APART OF THE GROUP AND BLAME HIM FOR ALL OF THEIR PROBLEMS! HE DESERVED TO SNAP AND THAT IS THAT ON THAT!