I Know That When A Book Describes Dragons Picking Up Their Riders They Probably Mean Scruffing Them By

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it