you can say sex and kill its fine
If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot
theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them
follower count doesnt matter
tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At
no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is
block anyone that annoys you even a little bit
And most importantly:
post cringe
Vox Masterlist Blitzø Masterlist Verosika Masterlist
• Polite Smile - Lucifer, Alastor, Vox, Angel Dust || sfw
↳ p2 - Sir Pentious, Striker, Husk, Blitzø
• Green Thumb - Sir Pentious, Vox, Lucifer, Husk || sfw
• Meet and Greet - Velvette, Adam, Vox, Blitzø || sfw
• Morning After - Cherri, Angeldust, Husk, Vox || sfw
• Hands Off - Lucifer, Vox, Blitzø, Adam || suggestive
• On Top - Verosika, Vox, Beelzebub, Velvette || nsfw
• What a Headache - Stolas, Verosika, Vox, Blitzø || sfw
• On One Knee - Vox, Luna, Lucifer, Lute || sfw
Bruce's identity as Batman is outed on live TV. It was after Joker unmasked him, but thankfully, Clark was fast enough to throw on a spare Batsuit.
They managed to convince most of the public that Bruce had been working as a decoy to distract Joker so that "Batman" could find the rest of the hostages. Most.
There were those pecky few that saw right through their ruse. He needed to do another stunt that would install doubt that Ditzy Party Boy Bruce Wayne could never be Batman.
The thing was his usual antics weren't working. No amount of parties. No alcoholic induced stupidity. And not even multiple women hanging off his arm was making them move away from their observations. They were even catching on that all of those incidents were done on purpose.
He needed to do something fresh, something new, something that would completely overshadow the skeptics who were casting doubt on his facade.
But what?
"How about hiring someone to write up a scandal?" Jason recommended it over dinner. In front of him, he had a manuscript. For the first time, he was going to audition for the lead role in his school plan. Bruce just knows his Jaylad will blow the rest of the computation away. "You can have a writer who thinks you're trying to make some weird mystery party or something."
"It would never work. They would notice I used things I asked them to write as personal scandals. But thank you for the idea, Jaylad." Bruce beams at his son.
"Well...what if you hired someone trustworthy? Like Clark?" Jason counters, but Bruce is already shaking his head.
"Clark specializes in journalism, not public relationships. Besides, his full-time job doesn't give him time to type me up some scandal-"
"I have a guy," Alfred offers as he places an extra plate in front of Jason. At their bafflement, he gives them a secretive smile, much like the kind that would curve on a snake if it had the ability to do so. "He is trustworthy. I have his soul tied in a contact. He wouldn't be able to blab once I command it."
Jason slowly put down his fork. "I-
But Alfred was already moving away, waving a hand over his shoulder. "I'll ring the gent right now. He's your age, Master Bruce, which will mean you can make a new friend."
"Does he really have a soul?" Jason gasps as Alfred vanishes into the manor. Alfred's tiny face is white, which would have been hilarious if it was a white lie. The trouble is, Bruce isn't entirely sure Alfred is lying.
Not that he could tell Jay that. The poor thing was barely getting comfortable in the manor lately. If the boy thought the butler could steal souls, it was back to square one of earning his trust.
"No, no, no, Alfred was joking. He's likely calling someone he trusts-"
A boom bursts across the dining hall as a glowing green portal rips open and out steps a man close to Alfred's age in a purple coat. He's carrying a suitcase and has a typewriter tucked under his arm. A scarf is wrapped around his neck, where Bruce's eyes finally notice the odd grey tint to the man's skin.
He's obviously not human.
"Hello," the stranger sighs after running his green eyes around the room. My name is Ghostwriter, and Alfred Pennyworth commanded me to be your scandal writer. I brought along an assistant who will be playing the second part of all of the situations. This is Danny Phantom; he'll play your secret gay lover."
"Hi!" says a man around Bruce's age to the Ghostwriter's side, a little too cheerfully. He's not human either, as he's glowing like a lightbulb was placed under his skin. His hair was pure white, which also seemed to be glowing in a different shade, and his eyes were a color that was not humanly possible.
He also flouted while the writer stood in place. "Alfred owns my soul as well, but unlike Ghostwriter here, I didn't lose it to him in stripper poker."
"That man counts cards!" Ghostwriter snaps
Jason stood up from his seat, hands held up. "This a lot. I have a play to practice for. Figure it out, B."
His son grabs his manuscript, bows his head a little toward the guests, and scurries right out of the dining hall, leaving Bruce to his fate. Alfred pats Jason's head lovingly as he smiles and passes him through the door. "Oh good, you meet your ghostly pr and secret gay lover. We have a real show stopper with these two, Master Bruce."
You know, Bruce had a good run with the whole Batman thing. Maybe it was time to retire.
"Let's get down to business. What have you written so far, Ghostwriter.?" Inquires Alfred. He makes that satisfied snake smile when the writer glares at him with utter loathing before the man rolls his eyes and snaps his fingers.
In front of Bruce, a pile of papers appears covered in writing. He grabs them out of the air only because it floating dangerously close to his nose.
"I think the best course of action is to play up the fact that Bruce has a secret, then leak some photos of Danny in suggestive poses. You drop on in Wayne Tower's lobby after we allow the rumors to fester with paparazzi." The writer explains, waving his hand to his assistant, who seems too amused by what is being suggested.
"As Phantom or Fenton?" Danny asks to Bruce's confusion.
"Fenton. We want a scandal, not a diplomatic emergency." Ghostwriter scoffs.
Bruce's face screwed up. "What do you mean diplomatic emergency? How so?"
"Oh, I'm the Ghost King," Danny reveals casually as if those words meant anything to Bruce. "If word got back to the ghosts that I was fooling around with a human without the intent to make him my consort, well, things would get dicey."
Alfred's smile turned a tad bit darker. "We wouldn't want that."
Danny's face froze for a few seconds. He stared at Alfred with what could be considered terror and...attraction? He then smiled as softly as a flower. "No, we would not."
Ghostwriter flings himself into the chair next to Bruce. He grabs the meatloaf off of his plate with his bare hands, taking a bite with a sigh. "Don't worry, I've seen this story a thousand times. He may think Alfred is a silver fox, but by the end of it, Danny will be yours."
"What?"
Ghost: Wanted: Ghost x König x Reader [HEAVY SMUT] Oral Support - Ghost x Reader
Ghost w/ a Petite S/O
Ghost w/ an Innocent S/O
The Type of Yandere Ghost is
Yandere Simon "Ghost" Riley Headcanons
Simon "Ghost" Riley w/ a Pregnant S/O
Simon "Ghost" Riley NSFW Alphabet
Ghost of Christmas Past [Ghost x Reader]
Simon “Ghost” Riley Headcanons
Ghost x Plus Size Reader Headcanons
Platonic Yandere Ghost x Childhood Best Friend Reader
Ghost w/ an S/O who Wears Glasses
Platonic Yandere Ghost x Reader Headcanons
Ghost w/ an S/O who is Self Conscious about Squirting a Lot
Dominant! Ghost Headcanons
Dominant! Ghost Headcanons [Repost]
Thigh Riding w/ Ghost
Ghost, König and You
Seraphim [Ghost x Reader]
The One where Soap finds Himself in an ✨ Awkward ✨Situation. [ Ghost x Reader ]
Ghost's Reaction to his S/O Stealing his Mask
A Family of His Own [Ghost x F! Reader]
Simon "Ghost" Riley w/ his S/O During a Panic Attack
Vampire Simon "Ghost" Riley Headcanons
Ghost & König’s Reaction to You in a Maid Outfit
Ghost & König’s Reaction to You Being a Cat Girl
Ghost & König’s Reaction to You Being a Cat Boy
Two Ghosts One Stone [Ghost x Reader x Ghost]
Simon "Ghost" Riley w/ a Tall S/O
Zombie! Ghost NSFW Headcanons
König:
Wanted: Ghost x König x Reader [HEAVY SMUT]
König Headcanons
Yandere König Headcanons + Ending
König x Plus Size Reader Headcanons
Dominant König Headcanons
König w/ his S/O during a Panic Attack
König w/ an S/O who Wears Glasses
König w/ a Mommy Kink
König w/ a Daddy Kink
König w/ a Petite S/O
Extra: König w/ a Petite S/O
Submissive König Headcanons
König w/ a Pregnant S/O
Breeding König
Thigh Riding w/ König
König w/ an S/O who is Self Conscious about Squirting a Lot
König w/ a Bratty S/O
Sylvannian Family [König x Reader Headcanons]
Ghost, König and You
Chokehold [König x Reader]
König w/ an Innocent S/O
König's Reaction to His S/O Stealing his Mask
König's Reaction to You Having a Stomach Bulge
Ghost & König’s Reaction to You in a Maid Outfit
Ghost & König’s Reaction to You Being a Cat Girl
Ghost & König’s Reaction to You Being a Cat Boy
Wild West Outlaw König
Vampire König Headcanons
Zombie! König NSFW Headcanons
Alejandro:
Yandere Alejandro Headcanons
Price:
Yandere Captain Price Headcanons
Graves
Yandere Phillip Graves Headcanons
All:
MW2 waking up next to their S/O
MW2 w/ an S/O who is Insecure about their Stretch Marks
MW2 and their P0rn Preferences
MW2 Cuddling Headcanons
MW2 Reaction to You Calling Them Submissive and Breedable
MW2 Reaction to Receiving a Special™ Photo from Their S/O
MW2 Reaction to Receiving a Love Poem from Their S/O
MW2 Reaction to You Having an Only Fans
MW2 Reaction to Their S/O Who Self-Harms
MW2 Reaction to You Asking Them to be Gentle
MW2 Reaction to You Being A Virgin
MW2 Reaction to You Panty-Flashing Them
Zombie! MW2 W/ a Human Sex Slave
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I had to enhance the audio since it’s even more difficult to hear in real life but one of our actual cats, Noir, has this really quiet and adorable meow that I could totally picture Madison having too in my Good Vlad AU. Like just listen to it!
sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source
people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
I’m 19 please let me read your fanfic in peace
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