Zendaya Stopping Jacob From Giving Paparazzi The Finger

50 random starters

-feel free to adjust to better fit your muse’s speech!

“Yeah, about that…”

“I, um… might have… had something to, uh… do with that…”

“Don’t you dare.”

“Oh, no. I know that look. I know what that look means. Absolutely not.”

“Can you stop being weird about it for five seconds?”

“Why is the plural of moose still moose? Why not meese?”

“I almost caught myself on fire…”

“Bite me.”

“Hey! Guess what!”

“There’s nothing to worry about, but I’d stay out of the kitchen for a while.”

“Big deal - I bet I could do that with [my hands/one hand tied behind my back/blindfolded/in x amount of time/backwards].”

“I might’ve befriended a mafia boss…”

“You know what I want right now? [Sender’s favorite food].”

“Touch that and I will hit you with a spoon.”

“Do I actually want to know or will I be better off not knowing? Because I feel like I’ll be better off not knowing.”

“Do you think snails have feelings?”

“Why is Christmas such a big deal? Is it because of capitalism?”

“Have you ever had a wish come true by throwing a coin into a fountain?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Check please!”

“Hey. What’s going on with you and [name]?”

“You know… I think I should… go.”

“Nope, sorry, you’re not getting rid of me that easily.”

“Wait. Did I say left? Heh, I meant to say right.”

“Yeah, of course I speak another language! …It just might not come in handy unless we go to a Star Trek convention…”

“Look, I know I said I could handle a lot of things, but that is not one of them.”

“Well, we have six minutes until we need to leave! …Never mind, make that four minutes. Actually, we should just leave now.”

“…Want some smoothie?”

“I’ve never felt this way before…”

“I bet I could fight a swarm of bees.”

“Have you ever gotten a stuffed animal from a claw machine?”

“Uh… surprise?”

“Sure, I can do a magic trick. I’ll make that whole tub of ice-cream disappear in ten minutes.”

“Why is it the cake that’s a lie? Why isn’t it the pie?”

“What would you do if you had a million dollars right now?”

“No, no. When I said kids, I meant kids as in goat babies. Not human babies.”

“The only thing straight about me are my grades from [middle school].”

“Yeah, I’ve been to [place]. Once. It was… the worst.”

“Don’t be ridiculous - of course you need me. Who else is going to annoy you?”

“I miss you.”

“Look, I know you probably don’t want to see me right now, but… I had nowhere else to go.”

“What are you going off about?”

“Of course you’re my hero! How could you not be?”

“Would you rather have a pet shark or a pet whale?”

“Oh, yeah? Try me.”

“Oh, wow… You… you look absolutely stunning…”

“Hypothetically speaking… what if I got a [puppy/kitten]?”

“Come on, talk to me. What’s going on? Was it something I did?”

“I’ll pay you ten bucks to fight me.”

“Congratulations! You played both of us.”

“Ugh. Dad’s been makin’ me go out all the time and I’m startin’ t’ get strained. I need a b r e a k.”

Doctor Who — Oxygen  {Sentence Starters}

“What? I’ll die!“

“Is it worth stealing?”

“And I haven’t killed anyone. Yet.“

“Fear keeps you fast. Fast is good.“

“I dunno. But space is great, isn’t it?”

“You thought you were safe before…”

“Are you going to be like this all day?“

“What are you mining? Is it worth stealing?“

“Well, killing you’d be a good start if it was.“

“You said those things were going to kill us!”

“I try never to tell the enemy my secret plan.“

“Is that really the best you’ve got? Revenge?“

“Well, on the bright side, we’re dying already.“

“Sorry, probably not the most helpful thought.“

“Well, how can he be dead? He’s standing up.“

“Well, don’t stress early, it’s a waste of energy.“

“We’d better go. Come on, but keep breathing.“

“You really think this is going to slow me down?“

“And if we could, we’d be sucked out into space.“

“Yes, well, I’m bound to be right eventually, aren’t I?“

“I’m worried you’re thinking about taking another trip.”

“Still can’t hear you, love. You’re wasting your breath.“

“This isn’t the best timing. I know that. Well, typical me.“

“Sometimes we forget that, start taking it all for granted.“

“Space, the final frontier. Final because it wants to kill us.“

“Make jokes to distract me from whatever’s about to kill us.“

“That is my theme tune. Otherwise known as a distress call.“

“So, either you’re extremely lucky or you killed them. Which is it?“

“You’re not going to die. But I won’t lie to you, this will not be good.“

“I’m maxing out your adrenaline. Fear keeps you fast. Fast is good.“

“Can you imagine how unbearable I’m going to be when I pull this off?“

“Yeah, the scareder you are, the faster you suffocate. So, relax or die.“

“You look like you’re trying to run. Would you like some help with that?“

“And you’ve got oxygen deprivation which is why you feel like you feel.“

“Well, you’re not doing a very good job, are you? I’ll overlook it this once.“

“Everyone says it’s not their fault. Well, yes, it is. All of it. It’s all your fault.“

“Then, the human race finds a whole new mistake. But that’s another story.“

“I’m here to save your lives. But if you don’t want me to, just raise your hand.”

“You only really see the true face of the universe when it’s asking for your help.“

“I just want to tell you, if we do get through this, I want to have a baby! With you!”

“You will go through hell, but you will come through it. And I will be waiting on the other side.“

“Not just revenge. It’s revenge as bright as the sun. It’s revenge you can see across galaxies!“

might change the psd here but here's a STARTER CALL -- multis, specify your muse, non-rp / personals dni, etc

“Ugh. Dad’s been makin’ me go out all the time and I’m startin’ t’ get strained. I need a b r e a k.”

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here’s a STARTER CALL

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