" So I PARTY Like A Rockstar, Look Like A Pornstar. "

might change the psd here but here's a STARTER CALL -- multis, specify your muse, non-rp / personals dni, etc

tag dump

*  // ⛧ spilled trash on my white tee — › ooc. *  // ⛧ feelin' inadequate's always what's driving me — › ic. *  // ⛧ feeling pretty bent up when i'm swerving through the night — › musings. *  // ⛧ my friends probably hate me / can't answer a message — › about. *  // ⛧ got a million bitches / and they tryna hit my line — › self promo. *  // ⛧ this bitch finna give me whiplash — › promo. *  // ⛧ fuckin' caught my own reflection / broke a mirror the other day — › visage. *  // ⛧ i'm just fucking trappin' / gettin' cat girls and some big bands — › answered. *  // ⛧ i cannot fuckin help it bro / these cat girls always fall for me — › likes / aesthetics. *  // ⛧ this ain't a party track you gonna play out with your friends — › music / playlist. *  // ⛧ feel like I'm hexed / yeah / that bitch bad — › dash commentary. *  // ⛧ fuckin' switch up / like a blade on me — › starter call. *  // ⛧ she like the way i look at her / she like that i am hard to please — › mannerisms. *  // ⛧ i got chipped black nails and a badder bitch than you do — › wardrobe. *  // ⛧ bloody when i'm up in it / harness with a pentagram — › physique. *  // ⛧ corpse / you off the deep end / well / bitch / i might be — › voice claim. *  // ⛧ he just look into my soul with them shinigami eyes — › abilities. *  // ⛧ neck got on a pentagram / i know i'm not your only man — › memes.

50 random starters

-feel free to adjust to better fit your muse’s speech!

“Yeah, about that…”

“I, um… might have… had something to, uh… do with that…”

“Don’t you dare.”

“Oh, no. I know that look. I know what that look means. Absolutely not.”

“Can you stop being weird about it for five seconds?”

“Why is the plural of moose still moose? Why not meese?”

“I almost caught myself on fire…”

“Bite me.”

“Hey! Guess what!”

“There’s nothing to worry about, but I’d stay out of the kitchen for a while.”

“Big deal - I bet I could do that with [my hands/one hand tied behind my back/blindfolded/in x amount of time/backwards].”

“I might’ve befriended a mafia boss…”

“You know what I want right now? [Sender’s favorite food].”

“Touch that and I will hit you with a spoon.”

“Do I actually want to know or will I be better off not knowing? Because I feel like I’ll be better off not knowing.”

“Do you think snails have feelings?”

“Why is Christmas such a big deal? Is it because of capitalism?”

“Have you ever had a wish come true by throwing a coin into a fountain?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Check please!”

“Hey. What’s going on with you and [name]?”

“You know… I think I should… go.”

“Nope, sorry, you’re not getting rid of me that easily.”

“Wait. Did I say left? Heh, I meant to say right.”

“Yeah, of course I speak another language! …It just might not come in handy unless we go to a Star Trek convention…”

“Look, I know I said I could handle a lot of things, but that is not one of them.”

“Well, we have six minutes until we need to leave! …Never mind, make that four minutes. Actually, we should just leave now.”

“…Want some smoothie?”

“I’ve never felt this way before…”

“I bet I could fight a swarm of bees.”

“Have you ever gotten a stuffed animal from a claw machine?”

“Uh… surprise?”

“Sure, I can do a magic trick. I’ll make that whole tub of ice-cream disappear in ten minutes.”

“Why is it the cake that’s a lie? Why isn’t it the pie?”

“What would you do if you had a million dollars right now?”

“No, no. When I said kids, I meant kids as in goat babies. Not human babies.”

“The only thing straight about me are my grades from [middle school].”

“Yeah, I’ve been to [place]. Once. It was… the worst.”

“Don’t be ridiculous - of course you need me. Who else is going to annoy you?”

“I miss you.”

“Look, I know you probably don’t want to see me right now, but… I had nowhere else to go.”

“What are you going off about?”

“Of course you’re my hero! How could you not be?”

“Would you rather have a pet shark or a pet whale?”

“Oh, yeah? Try me.”

“Oh, wow… You… you look absolutely stunning…”

“Hypothetically speaking… what if I got a [puppy/kitten]?”

“Come on, talk to me. What’s going on? Was it something I did?”

“I’ll pay you ten bucks to fight me.”

“Congratulations! You played both of us.”

" Man, I needa' be here more. Uhh...check it out. " Holds up Crichton. " Behold, him. "

" If pain is beauty, I'm a pretty bitch. "

Albert Camus, The Misunderstanding (1943)

might change the psd here but here's a STARTER CALL -- multis, specify your muse, non-rp / personals dni, etc

MUSES & MOTHERS.

please remember when sending to multi ― muse blogs to specify the muse &   /   or the muse’s mother in question ! 

send    🌸    for my muse to talk about their mother.

send    🌼    & a question for my muse to answer about their mother.

send    💐    for my muse’s mother to talk about their child.

send     🌹    & a question for my muse’s mother to answer about their child.

send    🌻    for my muse’s mother to talk about something other than their child.

send    🌺   & a question about something other than their child for my muse’s mother to answer.

here’s a STARTER CALL