Got Bit By A Brown Recluse. Not Once, Not Twice, THREE TIMES. Dude Must’ve Got Stuck In My Pant Leg

i hate when i get the most gorgeous cunty wonderful picture of myself but then can’t post it because it’s smth you’d see in a playboy magazine. ghis is unfair

wait cuz why is the monday after spring break so bittersweet. guys everyone is so joyous to see eachother again awww i love people i can’t wait to see all my friends again

“um lesbians cant say faggot 🥺” sybau

if i ever say no to tribbing, call the cops bc that ain’t me

everyday I'm more and more thankful that I'm a lesbian

i love my friends i said i was hungry like nonchalantly to just chat and he just whips out a little raspberry lemon cake and gives it to me :3 SWEETNESS!!! AND AS I TYPED THIS I WAS WALKING THRU THE HALLS AND I KID U NOT I GOT ACKNOWLEDGED BY 6 OF MY FRIENDS HOLYYY SHIT i love life guys what

am i really me if i don’t stay up til ungodly hours of the night knowing im going to literally struggle staying awake the whole day.. god i never learn

dressing like a little boy again after being all fancy yesterday feels like those videos where they release wild animals back into nature

dissected a chicken wing in my anatomy class and got to be the designated knife wielder🔥 my friends understood what i was meant for

“all i need is a love song!!” media literacy☹️….the lyrics r literally “i’m just an insect, trying to get out of the night, i only stick with you, BECAUSE THERE ARE NO OTHERS.”

like the person IS BAD FOR YOU!! YOU ARE THERE FOR THE SAKE OF AVOIDING LONELINESS!! there are no others and they are all you have so you stay. hence the comparisons to an animal in a hot car, or a moth stuck in the light. none of these are positive. there is no love in this song it’s just obsession with the person to the point they become the only thing in focus. ITS NOT LOVE IDC HOW MANY TIMES HE SAYS “you are all i need” ITS NEGATIVE!!!!