Latest Posts by deerinheadlightssot - Page 5

I made a friend yesterday. His name is Story and they are like a moth of some kind. Sometimes they are a different person, which is cool i think. I like when she has three hands. They asked a lot of questions that made me nervous, but then she showed me how to make a wall angel. Well, he tried. Concussion. Rule Of Funny says you can't explain the joke or you get a concussion. I'm not supposed to tell the sunglasses man that.

studied a picture of a cake, ended up doodling little helper deers. 🍓🍰🦌

*wasnt thats an important detail. There wasn't a piano. Turns out that's called The Rule Of Funny, it's a toon thing. I know all about toons now. I learned from a very beautiful moth.

Somebody pulled a rope in the dining room today and a piano fell from the ceiling. It broke into like a million pieces. My boss is gonna be so mad. I swear there was a piano up there when I woke up this morning. Why did they do that?

It’s not too late to turn back

Ice cream date for the Deer couple 🍦🦌💖

(Personnal pic. Please REBLOG if you liked, do not use or repost. Thanks! NSFW AND KINK ACCOUNTS DO NOT INTERACT !!!)

Swear on my life I just watched a guy pull a flame thrower out of his jacket. There was no lump or anything he just did it. Sunglasses guy made him put it away but. How did he do that?

I hope I get to see the tavern in spring

even the flowers are happy today!!

I do this frequently (:

Alligator gar, starry sturgeon, lyretail balloon molly, and australian ghost shark for fishuary days 1-4

Howdy! I figure I should make a pinned post since things could get confusing pretty quick (Goodness knows I don't need to be any more confused than I already am.)

I'm Headlights Mydeer, I'm a deer toon living outside Einquell in The Scarlet Owl Tavern. I have amnesia, so please be patient! I'm going to post about my life here so I can keep track of things if I lose my memory again.

When I'm talking about things, I'll tag it #in character

I forget what other tags I might need, so I'll update this later.

My friends made tumblers! Yippee!!!

@jack-of-the-tavern @tall-tale-sot @bemb-t-tavernkeeper-sot (I don't know this child but I think they are probably nice :]) @scarletowltavernofficial <- This is the boss's account!

Aw awesome (:

attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

these are the miserable remains of a chestnut weevil (Curculio elephas) who will never again feel the joy of a freshly drilled acorn after unspeakable atrocities were perpetrated upon her by me

this is her thirty seconds later. the atrocities that she miraculously recovered from included "being gently scooped up from a branch"

(September 1st, 2024)

weevil 722

via

:(

when u think about his soulful brown eyes…

No I didn't buy anything I just gave it to you :C pretty please I've never had a sand witch

Can I have my five gold back? I want to try a sand witch

Do you have a receipt for that?

Also, we don't carry sand witches here. You're thinking of the pub near the sea.

I forgor :/

I remembered something!

Is that not allowed?

attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

I remembered something!

Visited my family today C: they like the snow

Ough.... I think i ate my magic moss.

Is this a spell I can learn?

2007 eBird gem

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

good thing he just has that

me if you gave me a burger

Somebody pulled a rope in the dining room today and a piano fell from the ceiling. It broke into like a million pieces. My boss is gonna be so mad. I swear there was a piano up there when I woke up this morning. Why did they do that?