Stretch - @wolfstarmicrofic - Word Count: 248

stretch - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 248

“Prooooongs!” Sirius whined, walking into the dorm room with the air of someone who had received terrible news. “Woooormy!”

“Hmm?” both boys replied, hardly bothering to acknowledge their friend’s antics.

“Moony told me he never wants to kiss me again!” Sirius exclaimed, clutching at his chest and falling dramatically to his bed, bouncing a bit on his mattress.

Remus, who had followed Sirius into the room, gave a dry chuckle. “That’s a bit of a stretch,” he murmured.

James, however, took this distraction as a sign that he should give up on his Potions homework, so he turned to his two friends. “What’d you actually say?” he inquired curiously.

“Sirius asked me if I would still snog him if his tongue was made of a snake,” Remus sighed, sounding quite done with the lot of them. “And I said no.”

“See?” Sirius shrieked. “He hates me!”

“I mean…that’s fair, mate,” Peter piped up, clearly also giving up on his homework. “Sounds like an awful snog to me.”

Sirius gave him a dirty look while Remus smiled at him, obviously relieved that Peter was being reasonable.

James, however, decided that this good-natured drama was much more fun than reason. “Dunno, Moony,” he said in a faux-concerned voice, “sounds a little mean.”

Sirius began to all-out screech, a grin on his face. “Exactly! See?! I knew you’d have my back, James! Moony, how could you?!”

And James just beamed at Remus, who looked like he was about to throttle him.

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3 months ago

i have adhd, ocd + am currently obsessing over lots of ships from different fandoms instead of studying for my exams like im supposed to :P

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

1 month ago

Gen: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Tsukasa: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

1 month ago

I've finally figured out an argument that convinces coding tech-bros that AI art is bad.

Got into a discussion today (actually a discussion, we were both very reasonable and calm even through I felt like committing violence) with a tech-bro-coded lady who claimed that people use AI in coding all the time so she didn't see why it mattered if people used AI in art.

Obviously I repressed the surge of violence because that would accomplish nothing. Plus, this lady is very articulate, the type who makes claims and you sit there thinking no that's wrong it must be but she said it so well you're kind of just waffling going but, no, wait-- so I knew I had to get this right if I was gonna come out of this unscathed.

The usual arguments about it being about the soul of it and creation fell flat, in fact she was adamant that anyone who believed that was in fact looking down at coding as an art form as she insisted it is. Which, sure, you can totally express yourself through coding. There's a lot more nuance as to the differences but clearly I was not going to win this one.

The other people I was with (literally 8 people anti-ai against her, but you can't change the mind of someone who doesn't want to listen and she just kept accusing us of devaluing coding as an art) took over for I kid you not 15 minutes while I tried desperately to come up with a clear and articulate way to explain the difference to her. They tried so many reasonable arguments, coding being for a function ("what, art doesn't serve a function?") coding being many discrete building blocks that you put together differently, and the AI simply provides the blocks and you put it together yourself ("isn't that what prompt building is") that it's bad for the environment ("but not if it's used for capitalism, hm?" "Yeah literally that's how capitalism works it doesn't care about the environment" she didn't like that response)

But I finally got it.

And the answer is: It's not about what you do, it's about what you claim to be.

Imagine that someone asks an AI to write a code and, by some miracle, it works perfectly without them having to tweak it---which is great because they couldn't tell you what a single solitary thing in that code means.

Now imagine this person, with their code that they don't know how it works, goes and applies to be a coder somewhere, presenting this AI code as proof that they're qualified.

Should they be hired?

She was horrified, of course. Of course they shouldn't be. They're not qualified. They can't actually code, and even if by some miracle they did have an AI successfully write a flawless code for every issue they came across that wouldn't be their code, you could hire any shmuck on the street to do that, no reason to pay someone like they're creating something.

When actual engineers use AI what they do is get some kind of base, which they then go though and check for problems and then if they find any they fix them, and add on to the base code with their own knowledge instead of just trying different prompt after prompt until they randomly come across one that works.

People who generate code like this don't usually call themselves engineers. They're people who needed a bit of code and didn't have the knowledge to generate it, and so used a resource.

And there you go. There are people who have none of the skills of artists, they don't practice, they don't create for themselves. When they feed the prompt to the AI they then don't just use the resulting image as a reference point for their own personal masterpiece, and if they don't like it they don't have the skills to change it---they simply try another prompt, and do that until they get something they like.

These people are calling themselves artists.

Not only that, these people are bringing the AI generated thing to interviews, and they are getting hired, leaving people who slave over their craft out of the job.

And that is the difference, for the tech bros who think AI art isn't a big deal.

3 months ago

Walburga: this Potter boy not only seduced Sirius, but also kidnapped him! Regulus: mother, what disgusting things are you saying Regulus: Sirius is not in a romantic relationship with Potter Regulus: I am

2 months ago

the idea that people have romantic attraction to people who aren’t their friends is so weird to me. i dont even know if i like you as like a person why would i want to play boyfriends with you

3 months ago

I should be sleeping but instead I’m going to make a roulette wheel of all my favorite ships so I can decide which one will be my hyperfixation for the next 3 days

2 weeks ago

thats so azycray 😭💔

tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u

4 weeks ago

It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.

3 months ago

Sharing this here, too! Let's make it happen !!

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