Defenestratehumanity - I'm Here To Chill ✌🏽

Dreams come true (in the weirdest of ways)

Do you think people who are virgin should write smut? I feel like most of them don’t even know what they’re writing and just write what they think sex is

the implication this ask suggests that people who write about murders, cannibalism, politics, magic, royalty au, sci-fi, wars, supernatural, time travel, medieval era, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins must be murderers, cannibals, presidents, wizards, royalties, astronauts, ghost hunters, soldiers, time travelers, knights, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins in real life is so funny to me

people with tooth decay aren't bad people. they aren't lazy either. neither are they unclean or irresponsible. tooth decay doesn't make you a bad person. you don't deserve mockery, judgement, or tooth pain for having any. the only thing people with tooth decay deserve is healthcare.

It’s truly fucking wild that a) Harry is canonically obsessed with Malfoy and literally follows him around and loses interest in his favourite hobbies because of it, b) Harry is actually right about all his Malfoy theories because he KNOWS Malfoy better than the others and has been paying attention to Malfoy for YEARS in a way no-one else has been, c) Draco straight up refuses to confirm Harry’s identity at the Manor even as his parents practically beg him to and despite knowing the retribution he’ll face if Voldemort finds out, d) Harry specifically saves Draco (not Goyle) from the fire despite the extreme risk of remaining in the room any longer, e) like I’m so serious this is SO INSANE Draco RIDES ON HARRY’S BROOM BEHIND HIM he has his ARMS AROUND HIM they are SHARING A BROOM AS HARRY SAVES HIS LIFE Draco is clinging to him THIS IS A LOVE STORY you can’t make this shit up!!!! f) and it’s DRACO’S WAND that Harry ultimately needs in order to SAVE THE WORLD, and Draco’s wand responds just as well to Harry as the wand of one of his closest, longterm best friends.

Damn it! Busted on all but one!

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

@senku-ishigami-official

omg omg omg YESSSS EEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE IT SO MUCH ALREADY TYSM TYSM 💛💛

Haha yes the adhd is real 🥲 i hope my burning desire for ryukyo motivates you to write though! (I can only hope sob)

This made me so happy you have no clue tysm!!! <3

when are you making more ryukyo

I love ryukyo a very normal amount trust trust

gehaha hi!! i do have a few wips of them, i just also have a few wips of everything. adhd author hell :D

but! anything for a moot, ill get to work🫡

in the meantime, here's a snippet of a second chapter to the quietest burning rage: