That´s A Mood, Taylor.

Severus fighting for his life in the staff gc every time his height is brought up :

Pensieve Mishap

Someone grabbed the wrong memory of Albus’ labeled “Gellert”.

On the crystal theory, and Stolitz break up

ive seen some theorists on reddit saying that the crystal won't make a comeback, and was simply there to showcase Stolas realizing Blitz was "using" him, because if IMP was running, Blitz was probably "using" Verosika as well ( as she has one herself )

Personally, I dont think Viv would put so much attention on it, plus have Stolas sing about their relationship being a 'comfortable lie' only to abandon it. Its the most plausible way for them to officially end their relationship, and im not sure how she will showcase Stolas' 'moving on' if she doesnt break them up sexually, what do yall think

Adult, post-war Snape meets adult Lily. He cannot recognize her anymore. The Lily in his head and the Lily in front of him are too different to be even related. The more he spends time with the adult Lily around, the more the ancient Lily fades away from his memories. Suddenly, she doesn't appear so holy. Suddenly, he realizes that he is his own. That all he's done, he owes it to himself.

Suddenly, he understands how easy it was for Lily to cut him out of her life.

He has enough of this charade. Let him walk free.

He too is not the same anymore.

I’ve literally never read ATYD but from what I’ve heard I feel like canon teen Snape would want to strangle him to death himself. Idk homie gives the vibes of the Marauders but evil and green.

ATYD!Snape: ugh. Mudbloods, am I right? Don’t tell Lily I said that, just still feel angry over Tobias, that selfish dick.

Teen!Snape: Yeah,,, sure,, {Merlin help me or I will snap every single Slytherin and Griffindor here’s necks into pieces and fry their hands in a man-sized toaster.}

Stolas' extreme horny behavior getting explained isnt something I expected lmfao

The first time they met in decades and they start it off with tied up rough out of pocket sex. He got 1 bite to the neck and had the best nut of his life LMFAO its like Stolas is going through a second puberty in regards to his relationship with Blitz.

Sydney Sweeney as Cassie Howard Euphoria | 2x04: You Who Cannot See, Think of Those Who Can

Severus is a better man than me I woulda pissed on #that mans body but he simply walked right passed it