This But Make It The Trio

Not everyone was silent when you told your jokes, Blitzo...

I AM ROLLING

so we know lupin and sirius had both stated that snape knew way more about the dark arts than anyone else in his first year of hogwarts. we also know that sirius hated his family house for their awful pure blood supremacist views. but. BUT. i am CACKLING at the thought of snape being told the new headquarters for the order of the phoenix and entering sirius' house for the first time. remember harry's absolute horror and bafflement at grimmauld place the first time he went there? i know snape took one step inside, probably saw tonks trip over the troll foot, heard walburga black and said I KNOW YOU F*CKIN LYIN TO ME RIGHT NEOOWWWW?!??!!? BITCH ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?! (pun unitendes) COMING FOR ME ALL THESE YEARS WHOLE TIME THIS WAS YOUR YARD?!?!?!

do you remember that bit in twitches when cameron goes to alex's house for the first time and whole time she's just like "...this is your house...?" in this really "im trying my hardest not to be rude" way.

i know during one of the meetings sirius or molly was pouring everyone tea, and the teapot was probably this ornate serpent with all these evil symbols, and snape took one look at it just like:

"You are showing too much sympathy/bias for Stolas , Blitz is the real victim/ Blitz is suffering to. "

erm? duh😭 I know Blitz is hurting to? but as someone who has been active in this fanbase since the pilot let me tell you around episode 6/7 is when Stolas was finally regarded as a real character and not a gag by most people. He was constantly reduced to a "horny sugar daddy" at best and an "abusive John" at worst. Like ofc he had fans but Stolas hate was everywhere and hard to avoid. I remember getting death threats and getting called a gay fetishist ( I'm lesbian lol) for supporting Stolitz around the same time ep 1 dropped. Imo Stolas is finally being seen for who he is, meanwhile Blitz has always had the sympathy of the majority of the fanbase, I know he is suffering but pls dont tell me I'm being biased when I speak on them and focusing on Stolas' misery.

I was waiting for Takenaka’s appearance to post this! but I refuse to believe Tome hasn’t Rick Rolled him on accident at least once

the funniest part of the snape antis on this hellsite is everyone hating him but simultaneously being obsessed enough to ascribe everything cool about him to other characters. like james potter as the half blood prince? LMAO. because his family created hair serum?! or regulus as a swashbuckling double agent? ma'am he fell at the first hurdle.

Get Free by Lana Del Rey reminds me of Severus Snape

In this essay I will-

Does anyone have any idea whether Severus' casting is confirmed or not ? Is this a fancasting or is it legit?

The Helluva Boss Fandom pretending Stolas wasn't fully and obviously in love with Blitzo from episode 2 is honestly so weird to me.

Like yeah Blitz can't see it cuz he has truama and shit and doesn't see all the the audience sees but after episodes like loo loo land and the harvest festival y'all really going to say Stolas just wanted Blitz for sex??

"Please, hurry leave me, I cant breathe, please dont say you love me!" - First Love/Late Spring

An arrow to the heart