Stolas Is So Focused On Sex And Being Aggressive With Blitzo Because That’s How Blitzo Introduced That

You know what, I'm guilty of it to, but my entire feed is just Stolitz fans arguing with Antis and depressing theories. Where is the fan art😭 where are the cute posts😭 can we have a little fun now?

Going through Marauders tags to look for positive snape content (have yet to actually find any) and everytime I see wolf star stuff where Snape is mentioned to be disgusted and homophobic and shit is always hilarious coz like-

How do you look at that man and think that he has even a single straight bone in his body.

Genuinely how.

Severus Snape is as straight as uncooked shrimp and I refuse to believe otherwise.

Idc what anybody says , Blitzo has feelings for Stolas

"you make that really clear all the time"

"It's always been just, Him and Me together !" - Me and My Husband

yes i am making this my hill to die on

no im not being petty

Black Severus Stans, it is going to be a bumpy ride I can tell you that much

I think I might log off forever infact.

I despise when people say that Severus wanted Lily to live in order to "take advantage of her emotional state" (btw, thanks Dumbledore) as if hes some giddy idiot with dreams of marriage and a white picket fence. You can say a lot of things about Severus Snape but hes not a fucking delusional fool, even if his love for her was completely romantic he would know that he has no chance especially considering they havent talked in YEARS atp. The truth is, Severus, who fully knows what he has just done is going to damn the only person who has every truly cared about him, was just hysterical. He begs for her because he cares about HER (Now, him not giving af about Harry is pretty fucked, but its understandable why he doesnt give a damn about James) and he is HYSTERICAL. He didnt have some grand ulterior motive. His only thought was to keep her safe, and if Albus wants to pervert genuine care thats his problem, not a reflection of how Severus truly felt imo. He calls her "Lily Potter" he knows there is nothing between them anymore but childhood memories.

I AM ROLLING

so we know lupin and sirius had both stated that snape knew way more about the dark arts than anyone else in his first year of hogwarts. we also know that sirius hated his family house for their awful pure blood supremacist views. but. BUT. i am CACKLING at the thought of snape being told the new headquarters for the order of the phoenix and entering sirius' house for the first time. remember harry's absolute horror and bafflement at grimmauld place the first time he went there? i know snape took one step inside, probably saw tonks trip over the troll foot, heard walburga black and said I KNOW YOU F*CKIN LYIN TO ME RIGHT NEOOWWWW?!??!!? BITCH ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?! (pun unitendes) COMING FOR ME ALL THESE YEARS WHOLE TIME THIS WAS YOUR YARD?!?!?!

do you remember that bit in twitches when cameron goes to alex's house for the first time and whole time she's just like "...this is your house...?" in this really "im trying my hardest not to be rude" way.

i know during one of the meetings sirius or molly was pouring everyone tea, and the teapot was probably this ornate serpent with all these evil symbols, and snape took one look at it just like:

These are much easier to make than drawing