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step 1: fill whirl to the brim with eggs, step 2: fuck him while he’s laying the eggs, step 3: ????, step 4: PROFIT

i am so gay 

(wasn’t sure if i should post these together or separately)

I know I ask this every time. Metadow

who’s the cuddler:

Mmmmm I think once Shadow sort of introduces (lack of better word lol) Metal to cuddling and that, Metal would become the cuddly one. He’d probably become curious about affection and affectionate acts and that, so.

who makes the bed:

Metal? I’d imagine Shadow’s always in a hurry to get out of bed and head off to G.U.N HQ, and doesn’t bother. Meanwhile Metal gets huffy and puffy that he doesn’t ever clean up and makes the bed and everything haha.

who wakes up first:

Shadow. I feel like he would be a very light sleeper, no matter how much Metal lectures him on how it’s important to get 8 hours sleep. 

who has the weird taste in music:

Metal. I think he’d be so fascinated by music, so he’d listen to every kind of music and probably decide “yes, I like this”. Bonus if he discovers Rick Astley and unintentionally Rick Rolls Shadow.

who is more protective:

Metal. I suppose that’s part of his programming, though. I mean, though his main purpose is to defeat Sonic, I guess part of his programming would also to protect Eggman. Which, since in this case Metal is sentient/can feel emotion/etc, that could also be applied to those he cares about.

who sings in the shower:

Shadow. Metal plays the backing track outside of the bathroom whilst he’s singing. Then the bathroom suddenly turns into a really shitty recreation of Pop Idol haha

who cries during movies:

Shadow. Since he’s the only one who can cry in this relationship.

who spends the most while out shopping:

Shadow. If he’s out alone shopping, he probably just gets carried away. When Metal is with him, Metal makes sure they only get what they need.

who kisses more roughly:

Shadow? Since Metal doesn’t have a mouth. If he did, Metal would be rougher.

who is more dominant:

Metal. I think Shadow lets him be dominant most of the time, haha.

my rating of the ship from 1-10:

10, of course. lmao

metadow

I do have time to answer this though! XD

Who gets excited about Halloween in July: Metal. He has plans.

Who starts wearing sweaters and scarves on the first day of September and completely overheats: Shadow - Only because Metal makes him wear it.

Who thrives in Fall/Who prefers Summer and warm weather: Robots can’t take the heat so Fall for Metal. While I wonder if the Black Arms ever cared for the cold. Summer for Shadow.

Who thinks the other looks so cute when they’re cold and trying to fight it with 50 sweaters: Metal as he’s snickering in the corner of the room.

Who offers the other their jacket: Shadow, he still worries robots can get too cold.

Who doesn’t want to get out of bed in the morning because it’s too cold and has to run from the warm covers to the shower: Shadow

Who touches the other with their freezing cold feet at night: Metal, assuming he isn’t in a recharging chamber.

Who makes the hot cider to snuggle under a blanket and drink: Shadow. Metal just piles on more blankets.

Who loves carving pumpkins and buys about 300: Metal, but he doesn’t carve them all.

Who is terrible at carving pumpkins: Shadow

Who thinks pulling the pumpkin guts out with their hands is icky: Shadow

What is their favorite Fall activity: Buying all the pumpkins and eggs in stock for Halloween.

Who gets scared when they watch Horror movies: Metal. The illogical nature of horror films drives him off the wall.

Who hands out candy to trick-or-treaters: Shadow.

Who accidentally scares the kids: Metal

Who suggested the couples costume: Rouge. Who else would?

What is their couples costume: Same as their normal one. Reaper and vampire look go good together.

What is the best Halloween they ever had: Taking all said 300 carved pumpkins and extra eggs and throwing them at Sonic and Eggman’s places respectively.

What is the worst Halloween they ever had: The time trick-or-treaters confused Metal for having a funny looking ‘Sonic’ costume.

Who eats too much candy and ends up sick the next day: the chao

Could I please get TFA Wreck-gar/Ratchet with Ratch talking Wreck-gar through topping for the first time and being pleasantly surprised at what a fast learner he in

TFA Wreck-Gar/Ratchet

"Just like that, Wreck-Gar," Ratchet moaned as the other mech thrusted into him. "Y-you can try and wrap your hand around my spike while you move, if you want."

"If I want?" Wreck-Gar repeated playfully as he reached down to do as Ratchet asked. "While I move? So if I did this…" he said, beginning to pump Ratchet's spike with his larger servos. He carefully let his thumb pass across the top in the way Ratchet had taught him when he needed to self-service. 

Ratchet closed his optics and tossed his head back in a surprised groan. "W-wreck-Gar, I'm not gonna last much longer if you keep doing that." He warned. 

"Good! I want to make you feel good, Ratchet!" He said happily. "You make me feel good, too. May I try something?" He asked.

Ratchet nodded in agreement, then grunted in surprise when Wreck-gar stopped and quickly used his strong hands to grab both of Ratchet's thighs and spread them further apart before he pressed his spike back in, deeper than before. His new pace was hard and fast, leaving Ratchet little room to speak. He held tight to Wreck-Gar's chest and made encouraging groans against the mech's audial. 

Then Wreck-Gar dropped a hand— not for Ratchet's spike, but for the bright point that Ratchet had called his 'anterior node'. He gently pressed against it, flinching when Ratchet cried out in sudden pleasure and grabbed desperately at Wreck-Gar's chest. 

Wreck-Gar did it again, pressing a little more firmly and loving the sounds it pulled from the medic. 

But then Ratchet's servo shot down and grabbed his hand.

"Easy there, Wreck." He panted. "Not so rough on the node. It's really sensitive, remember?" 

"Sorry, Ratchet." Wreck-Gar said, pulling his hand away and moving to pull away from Ratchet altogether 

"I didn't say stop," the Docbot growled as he grabbed him again. "Just… go easier, okay?"

"Easier. I can do that." The garbage mech promised. He put his finger back the node and began to gently circle it, using only light touches this time. He nearly apologized again when he accidentally flicked the top of his finger across the node, but Ratchet moved his hips down against him and his calipers fluttered along his spike.

"Ohhhh, frag," Ratchet moaned. "That's better, Wreck, much better. Don't stop."

"Don't stop," Wreck-Gar hummed in pleasure as the medic tightened around his spike. He leaned down, starting up his rough pace again while keeping his touch gentle but consistent. He alternated little circles, gentle flicks and soft presses of his servos to keep the medic writhing against him. 

Ratchet's overload took them both by surprise. Wreck-Gar shivered as the panting doctor's valve fluttered around his spike and pulled his own overload from him. 

"Not bad for your first time, you looney-bin." Ratchet said fondly as he laid out underneath the other mech. 

"And that's just the first time!" Wreck-Gar said happily as he fell on top of the other and pressed a kiss to his grumpy but sated face.

I have such weakness to see popular and unpopular bug characters dating together..;-;

Kissing Strangers MEP - Demongo/Scaramouche

I opened a nsfw account after all. I guess you’ll see it next time I post something in the valveplug tag, or if you ask it via the ask box (du).

I once thought I couldn’t love a cartoon about giant robots, but here I am.

This is a fantastic headcanon by the lovely @praise-kink-anon who gave me permission to write it! Thank you!!

(Ratchet develops a parental/friend bond with Sideswipe and Sunstreaker during the war, but due to unfortunate circumstances they are terminated on the battlefield. But, years later, when he and Drift decide to kindle newsparks, they get their little lambos back. This time as cute ass sparklings)

Ratchet couldn’t stop staring.

By no means did he believe in Primus, and nor had he ever believed in anything of the like, for that matter.

But the universe was tricky. Hard to understand. Challenging and cruel, but sometimes surprising.

And sometimes, Ratchet did find his beliefs being tested.

A brief fragment of a memory, stirring away in the back of his processor came to drift back, tickling familiarity as purple optics blinked back at him.

He was old, his memory fuzzy at best, but he couldn’t forget those optics.

Young and frenzied, fighting in a war they had been built for.

Too young and too… innocent.

But now they were back, and Ratchet couldn’t quite place his digit on whether things really did happen in coincidence.

Because in all honesty, it felt like a dream. A lovely one, but sick and cruel and tormenting.

As if he were going to wake, and the beings he missed most were going to be torn right from his servos.

But he didn’t wake.

There was no recharge purge.

Nothing to shatter the wave of bliss that had washed over him.

First Aid had brushed it off as a first-time sire being in awe of the tiny sparklings that were /his/.

And he was in awe.

In shock, actually.

Sideswipe squirmed, fingers still curled around his brother’s, and the particular glint that was flickering through his optics, cheeky and mischievous, told Ratchet everything he needed to know.

Even if it felt oddly dangerous, as if he were messing with something he shouldn’t have.

And it was, the very thought of Cybertronians- or any being for that matter, getting reincarnated, in his books, was inane.

Impossible.

But Ratchet could either take it or leave it.

He could give them new designations, urge for paintjobs that weren’t red and yellow, hammer out the plotting that was certainly already brewing in Side- his creations optics.

But in good conscience, the answer was no.

He couldn’t.

Not when spilt spark twins, a rarity in themselves, were lying curled in his arms. Blinking familiar optics, morphing into frames he had seen dead and smoking on the battlefield.

It would be cruel not to.

He couldn’t tear away a second chance.

But whether it was for them, or for him, he couldn’t tell. Nor would he ever.

Sunstreaker kicked out a foot, Sideswipe following the uncoordinated flail with a wiggle of his own, before both of them yawned.

It drew Drift’s attention, and for the fourth time that cycle he asked for designation ideas.

Ratchet smiled, and gently poked at the dimples piled on rounded cheeks.

“Isn’t it obvious?”

“The Opera Ghost really existed.”

Little leaf cutter bee waking up in her tiny leaf bed 🐝 

(Source)

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

Kissing Strangers MEP - Demongo/Scaramouche

May 2020 Illustrations ヽ(• ‿ •)ノ

A short comic I made back in 2014, just cause I love Outlast!!

Bonus of chapter two of Safe Again !

Part 1 (first) : http://lechangenom.tumblr.com/post/150054109642/hell-o-so-more-kedgeup-i-think-im-going-to-call

Part 22 (previous) : http://levi-lev.tumblr.com/post/154114601421/part-22-of-safe-again-end-of-chapter-two-i

Next : Part 23 : http://levi-lev.tumblr.com/post/154459523181/part-23-of-safe-again-the-kedgeup-comic-were-sans

I’m sorry again for poor quality and poor english, hope you’ll enjoy it anyway.

Now i have to write and draw next chapter. Well, that is going to be interresting… rip myself.

But I’m filled with determination !

Have all a happy day ! And don’t hesitate to drop a word in my ask box !

“We are in harmony.”

Señor Hueso ☠️

Alright fellas, who we drawing in a devil costume???

The Batman (2004 Villains) appreciation

Joker

Harley Quinn

Catwoman

Mr. Freeze 

Penguin

Riddler 

Clayface 1 and 2

Man-Bat

Killer Moth

Such beautiful optics you Autobots have~❣️🔥

→ More than Meets the Eye

The Soundwave family has joined the Family AU.

just spent four hours of my life drawing what again 

Σ(ノ°▽°)ノ i am in max/megatron hell 

Pharma’s fantasies are questionable.

Thank you to everybody who attended the 3-hour-stream during which I made this, a lot more than I expected showed up which makes me happy, I had lots of fun and I hope we can do this again some time!

A sexy smooth talking grandpa and an exceptionally grumpy flustered grandpa have fun.

art by the always awesome schandbringer