A "midwife" You Say... Tch. Such A Foolish Word. A Wife Could Never Be Mid. All Women Are Epic

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

if you had to choose one pokemon to be your absolute favorite out of every pokemon which one would you choose. its okay to choose a "basic" one

This is so funny i never get tired

"Girlfriends? 🤔" "No no no, not girlfriends 😒"

"boyfriends! 😌" "NO no not boyfriends either 😨"

Gif:@tvstrangerthings

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romantic bruce banner headcanons

he loves it when you just sit there & play with his hair. especially if he has his head in your lap, and he can lay there with his eyes closed and relax into your touch.

at first he is hesitant about kissing you — his heart rate starts to spike and he’s worried about the other guy making an appearance. but some soft touches from you keep him grounded, even when things start to get steamy.

he remembers every little thing you tell him & comes up with the most thoughtful gifts based on that. sometimes they are handmade and you can tell he spent weeks on them. he just likes seeing you light up.

he is very tactile. he loves just having a hand on your back, or having your fingers laced together. your presence calms him.

after fights and missions, he knows he can just come and cuddle you. he likes it when you sing to him and rub his back. he doesn’t even bother with his headphones anymore because he would rather hear your voice.

if things start to get heated in an argument, he has to lock himself in a room and talk to you through the door. the last thing he wants to do is hurt you.

he does the rubbing his thumb against the back of your hand thing.

he isn’t great at expressing how he feels with words. at least not out loud. so he writes it down and leaves you little notes around the tower/compound.

he would defend you to the ends of the earth. he doesn’t have a particularly possessive side, but he gets protective if people talk down to you.

he loves you harder than you’ve ever been loved before.

Me: *likes a musical or period drama*

Everyone: But aren’t you mad that it’s not historically accurate?!

Me, just trying to enjoy things:

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So my new favorite things is taking Six screenshots wildly out of context and then adding captions. These are my favorites.

As for the fanfic where Thalia is sent to the school of mortals - very interesting!! Tell everything! You can ask for it somewhere

So the synopsis goes something like this: After the war and so many dead or dying, the camp needs to find more demigods, to keep them protected and out of the way of Kronos’s followers who survived the war. So Artemis enlists some of her hunters to go into the mortal world- more specifically their schools- and find those demigods. 

It would take place in Manhattan/Washington Heights, and Thalia has to blend in with the other students. What she doesn’t count for is people being interested in her past, and she needs to protect her identity and her past- which is quickly catching up to her.

Thalia soon falls for a girl, and she deals with the emotions of both liking someone, and the wrath she will face if Artemis finds out.

She makes new friends and makes amends with old ones. But the real question is, who should she trust? When the war has just finished, there are those who seek to relight the match and make the fire burn even brighter. 

It is Thalia’s job to stop that from happening.

What was Luke’s reaction to a larger body of water

his moisture farmer instincts kicked in

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draw women in post-apocalyptic world settings with armpit hair, leg hair, bushy brows and pubic hair ya cowards,, draw brown women/women with dark thick hair with arm hair and happy trails and sideburns and mustaches i’m sick of seeing silky smooth soapy clean make up wearing post apocalyptic dolled up women next to stinky sweaty crusty men with dirty nails and sweaty clothes and sweaty greasy hair and 3m long ugly beards