Read a Bagginshield fic with the premise "while Thorins passed out after the battle of Five Armies, Dain and Balin trick Bilbo into learning dwarfish politics and he accidentally becomes an important mediator between Dane and Erebor," and that concept is funny as fuck. You wake up after nearly dying in a war against your generation's long enemy, just to find out that your ex boyfriend, who you tried to murder in a greed induced rage, is now helping run your newly reclaimed homeland.
I’m homesick all the time … I just don’t know where home is. There’s this promise of happiness out there. I know it. I even feel it sometimes. But it’s like chasing the moon - just when I think I have it, it disappears into the horizon.
Sarah Addison Allen
this silly comic has been living rent free in my head for a month
Fett and his dark side boss
Old man yaoi VS Doomed yaoi
Headcanon 1: Tim Drake writes fanfics that get really popular, many involving the Batfamily, some superbat
Headcanon 2: Duke Thomas used to write superbat fanfic but eventually lost the time and became a beta reader for some others
Headcanon 3: Tim wrote a superbat fanfic that Duke was a beta reader of, and they only learned later
Headcanon 3.5: Jason has read this fanfic and adores this fanfic for how well it is written and how entertaining and accurate it is
man i love the grass type
Alligator Bites Never Heal
Hex Maniac Coven 👻
yet again proof that daddy issues make u a people pleaser and mommy issues make u a sociopath
yooo everybody. my mom and i were goofing around and found this seriously FUCKED UP site. all your information, (phone number, nam, address even) is available for 2.99. like everything. please watch this video on how to remove it. (im not sure if it’s there for minors, but if you’ve ever owned/rented a house you’re definitely there. it’s worth checking it out to make sure.)
video on how to remove information. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFLagxnDsA
fucked up website: http://www.spokeo.com/
also, if you’ve lived in more than one place/state it has you multiple times, remove all of your profile things. (it had my mom 4 times, all over our state. even from when she lived in a house 9 years ago.)
psa over.