Team Star My Beloved

His little kitty ears 🥲🐈‍⬛

Stiles: *throws a pokeball at Derek* Derek, I choose you! Derek: *catches the pokeball without looking away from where the betas are training* You need an ultra ball to catch a legendary pokemon. Stiles: How do you even know that and also that's so hot please make out with me

Local child decimates Sinistea population, when asked for the reason, child only said “IM LOOKING FOR THAT OLD BITCH.”

Am I on a rampage in Pokémon Violet looking for an antique Sinistea? Yeah. Have I found one? No. Will I stop? Unlikely.

haymitch is like "the baker's son is huge. has meaty hands. built like a brick house. big log of a guy. AN ABSOLUTE UNIT. did i mention he's big? a large lad."

like damn we get it 😭

Max: *Extremely tired, just wants a peaceful night.* Boys, please don't set off Paul tonight.

Marko: You mean like this? *jumps into a sumo wrestler stance.*

Max: Marko no!

Paul: *Gets excited.* What are we doing? We playing?

Max: *Pinches the bridge of his nose as the boys descend into chaos around him. Even Thorn is barking and rough housing with them.* I should have never had kids.

David: *Slings his arm around Max shoulder.* Too late now. Dad.

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

Anakin: why do you never actually try to kill me? Dooku: you're my great-grandpadawan, I only have one of those :( Obi-Wan, internally: now there's a thought Obi-Wan, the next day: *adopts the entire GAR as his padawans* Dooku, getting his ass chased across the galaxy by two million clone-Padawans who listen to and immediately apply his feedback on their ligthsaber technique: I can't even be mad, this is everything I ever wanted in life

Got inspired, made something, hope you enjoy.

Pretty accurate if I do say so myself.

"DerekDerekDEREK holy mother of GOD I'm about to fall 200 feet to my DEATH" "Better hold on tight, spider monkey" "What the hell is a sp- NO don't you daaAAA"

Another of my friend K's suggestions - when she found out I'd never watched twilight she suggested we do so together, but she keeps insisting she won't tell me what happens in the last ones in advance because then I'll 'never agree to watch them'. i am afraid.