“I Can’t See The Point Of This Quest, We’ll Likely Meet A Grave Fate.”

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (1994)

Fist of the North Star: Hokuto ga Gotoku (2018)

“Here stands Ryu Cedar of Dragnir, but where has the rest of that merry band of street urchins disappeared off to, you’re about to find out!”

“Don’t miss it this time romantic.”

Footnote: Au bon Pain is inexcusably poor taste in naming a bakery!

>I say with tremendous personal agony do not trust these ficklewitted imposters, who do celebrate it’s sabotage and revel in simplicity of a pampered revenant voyeur and proclaim it reproachless clarity. Beautiful, but far too stagnant to even recognize the outstretched hand of a desperate man without telegraphing. How then are they our equals, or even our shadow’s? They are…an echo…and we may become one as well, miserable echoes. Screaming into the wind!! Because everything they call a reason for living has become a myth, a mutated excuse to wait to die out. They have abandoned meaning, perhaps through no fault of their own.

I don’t bear the item that burns with that almost holy energy you glut on as an accessory item, I contain it. It is me, and I will become this world. But it is finite - so much so with how you’d misuse it. Dumbleass. Stop. Weren’t you ever listening to the truth!? You can come out of hiding. 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̶̨̢̝̜̙͙̣͔͈͇̼̭̮̙̭͔͙̘̥̦͓̼̗̖̘͍̞̱̙̦͚̦̭̞̱͓̘͍̜͍̪̜̻̩̭̓̾̅̌͂͗͒̇̅͂̋̓̃̆̂̎͂͂͑̏́̃̑͌̆̂̀̚͜͝ͅȳ̶̡̨̨̧̡̢̨̢̧̨̨̛̤͉̦͕̠͙͚͓̣͈̬̖̠̙̦̥̼̦̻͓̣̲̗̲̼̼͎̳̝͉͉̼̘͙̙̯̼͇͙̩͖̞͇̹̻̥̯̯̼̭̤̮̰̼̳͉̭̠͓͉̳͖̅͆̎͂̏͗̈́̈́͌͑̋͒͆̓̊́͆̃̓̓̊̈́̆͛̑̀̀͛͒̒̈́̀̅̆̌͒̔́͗͋̂͌̍̈̓͐͛̍͑̇̽̂͛̾̐͒͛͒̏̈́̑͐̈́̎̎̆̓̇̋̈́͐̈́͋̐̌̈͑̉̄̿̒͑̌̎̏́̽̃͆̑͋̿̿́̐̽̽͘̕͘͘̚͘̚͘͠͝͝ͅͅơ̸̢̞͗͑̄̃͌͋̋̈̈̽̒̀͌̚̚͝ừ̵̧̡̨̨̡̡̧̛̛̳͎̰̭͓͔̲̠̩̮͖̖̯͎͍̱̳̺͖͎̺͚͓̮̟̠̥̯̩̼̣̜͈̙͕̟̺̣̮̦̦͕͈̰̭̱̖̰̪͔̥̣̰̯̉͐͒̋̍̾̿͌͛̋̌͒̈́̀̾͆̌͒̾̌̓͆̽̿̇̈́̌͗͒̅̔̽͂̐̍̑̏̅͊͑͑̏̊͋̾̍̌̀̀̑̅͒̈́̅͂̐̽͊̒̒̂̎̅̈́͐͒̅̇̔͒̏̕̕̚͘͘͘͘͝͝͝ͅ

“Dolphins are just elf-Manatees!”

(via outofcontextdnd) "Cringing on the internet is good for you, builds survival mechanisms."

Обычная дорога в городе Итикава в Японии.

why did the funeral happen when rose was eight when jaspers appeared dead when she was four? how did you miss that?

Hm.  Could you show your work on that?  I’d have to see some firm chronology evidence before slapping the authors down for getting it wrong, especially if the exact dates were as hard to come by and obscure-part-of-a-flash as I’d imagine.  Which would make it pretty understandable to miss, if I’m guessing.

(That and, like… unlike the divorce thing that it turned out they knew about?  I really don’t care about this discrepancy even if it’s true.  It’s something not even Andrew would find it important to date.  Hell, I wouldn’t put it past Mom having a re-funeral for the cat a couple anniversaries later.)

reminder that corporations don't care about you and they never will

Desert Palace Zone, animated map from Sonic The Hedgehog 3′s multiplayer mode.