Sleep Paralysis

Sleep Paralysis

human: OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

brain: Oh whoops I think I screwed up somewhere.

human: I CAN'T FREAKING MOVE THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

brain: Chill dude I'm trying to figure this out.

human: MAKE IT STOP

brain: Well how about a demon, does that make you feel better?

human: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT

brain: geez man, chill, I'm trying to fix this

human: I CAN'T FREAKING BREATHE PROPERLY

brain: Of course not, there's a demon on your chest.

human: YOU'RE NOT HELPING