‘Pizza’ Mushrooms

So my aunt said I can use her stationary bike if I want, which makes me v happy. Also I tried making these today and they are very good

SAFE FOOD

RASBERRIES YALL

they are 1 cal each 1 literally you would have to eat 100 to reach 100 cal for most peoples snack limit

and it’s a fruit so it has vitamins, healthy sugars, and WATER time to eat RASBERRIES

My guilty pleasure. Fiber One has always had good stuff, and it’s definitely been effective in getting the bowels moving. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Haven’t tried the other flavors yet but this one is pretty good. 70 calories, 5g carbs, 3g fat. It’s lightly sweet and makes a good choose for a snack if need be.

i *cannot* stress enough how dummy delicious this was for 180 calories...... and it’s so cute and pink AND has some protein ;w;

(i heated up the oats + milk in the mic until they were the right consistency then added the yogurt and berries ^_^)

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

My take on low cal spaghetti with meat balls and what I used! 🤗

1 bag of shiritaki noodles: 45 Cals

1/2 cup of rags simply: 70 Cals

5 huvudroll meatballs from ikea: 190 cals

Total: 305 cals

~92 calorie Starbucks Dulce de Leche Frappucino Recipe~

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| low cal recipes ideas |

i gathered all my favourite snack ideas (mainly for myself lol) hope you enjoy<3 ofc calories may vary according to different ingredients.

i know it's hard, but still - eating small portions is better than not eating. i don't want my brain to be eaten by my body and feel dead all the time (although i still do lmao/).

| chocolate cake [140/148]|

ingredients: -20g sweetener (you can add more or less, it's up to you) [0] -20g flour [73] -10g coco powder [23] -2 egg whites [34] -10 blueberries (optional - i like adding them) [8]

1. whip egg whites to the point when they are kinda stiff, then add dry ingredients. 2. mix everything. add blueberries on top. 3. put in the oven for about 20 minutes (170°C or 338°F) 4. leave for a few minutes, so it stiffens.

| banana pancakes [160] |

ingredients: -1 banana [depends on size, let's say 90] -2 egg whites [34] -10g flour [36] (if you want them to be better consistency, add more)

1. whip egg whites, like in the last recipe 2. mash bananas and add them. 3. add flour and mix. as i said, if you aren't satisfied w consistency, you should add more flour 4. put some oil on pan and make some small pancakes (they will be kinda tiny, so this means they will cook faster) 5. after they've cooked, serve them with chosen toppings.

| pita [108] |

ingredients: -30g flour [108] -1/2 tsp baking powder [0] -1 tsp salt [0] -4 tbsp water [0] (you might want to add more or less, depends on what consistency you want to achieve)

1. mix everything together 2. cook like pancakes from last recipe 3. voilà!

but from this pita you could do -> | mini pizza [148] |

ingredients: -pita [108] -tbsp of tomato sauce [40] -spices like oregano or basil [0]

1. just add sauce and spices on one side of pita. 2. cook some more time and again, voilà!

| banana oat cookies |

ingredients: -2 bananas [180] -80g oats [300] (you could also add things like cinnamon, raisins or peanut butter, it depends on what you like)

1. mash bananas, add oats. 2. on baking paper form small cookies, don't forget about spaces between them. 3. bake for 20 minutes (180°C or 356°F) to calculate calories from this one you have to do bit of math but dont worry i got you 480 (+ cals from your own ingredients, but only if u added them ofc) : (number of cookies) = calories for one cookie so if you baked 10 cookies w/o any extra ingredients, one cookie is only 48 calories :)

absurdism ruined me mentally too (in a good way), idk how it works when you learn it in class or anything but my intro was this video

https://youtu.be/Jv79l1b-eoI?si=HOpgTy27Cmmr_uTU

and i haven’t been the same since

ps: same anon that just refound your side blog -💛

ahhh you're a star!!! i'm going to watch this tonight :') i wrote one of my final essays last year on samuel beckett's waiting for godot and that's why i ended up researching absurdism – if you haven't read beckett's play or camus' essay "the myth of sisyphus" i highly highly recommend! i think pdf versions of both are fairly accessible online <3