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they should have hugged🥺

No one asked for colored sketch but here it is anyway dark!ava

Guys 2014 is in two months

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!

I have straw coloured hair and non crystal eyes the colour of mud, wanna e date?

Does anyone wanna fucking e date I can't handle EVERUONE I KNOW COUPLING OFFF 😭 I literally have naturally blonde hair and crystal eyes the colour of the sea and I run a blog

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, “one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.”

because, like, that’s the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isn’t it?

a dude being willing to say, “i understand if you don’t feel the same way about me, and i’ll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.”

so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency

You make all my defences fall I fell in love in juvie hall

love in hate nation at two river theater, november 9-december 1, 2019

Me going to "check the stock room" at work

How'd you break your collar bone? Did you try to catch a cactus again: like you've never heard it before

mines is “this is a safe place bc i know harries would murder me: a true crime series”

It's been shown in the UK as well, there are variations of it such as one where a sheep farmer who is shearing his sheep shears his dog. Peak advertising

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

Like there's a disconnect between farmers and consumers, how its seen as a commodity, just another product to be marketed and sold.

I remember one time I was working for a farm and we supplied produce for a bunch of local extremely fancy + expensive restaurants, and the restaurants themselves had wasteful demands, like only produce of a certain exact shape etc. strictly for aesthetic purposes

and one day they wanted to advertise that they source locally so they sent all their chefs to our farm and took photos of the chefs pulling carrots and whatever else out of the ground, all smiles and laughing together, and for the hours they walked around our fields and we watched them, not a single one of them so much as made eye contact with us while we worked around them.

none of them were interested in our jobs, our names, how the farm ran, or how we actually did the work they were pretending to do.

not sure exactly what my message is here, but this experience stuck with me.

So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.

Meanwhile I'm struggling to hold down 1, one, job 😂

You go you funky lil Satan Child

hey mickey, i saw that you're poly (i am too) and i was wondering how many relationships you're in, but only if you feel comfortable sharing. ily!

three romantic relationships!! i also have multiple qpps and a platonic boyfriend!!

Ah yes, ruler of the Kingdom of Hell... Mickey Mouse!

Seriously though, thanks mate 👍

Is your name pronounced Mickey like "Mick-ey" or Mickey like "Mike-y"?? My English isn't great and every time I see your name on posts my brain panics and doesn't know what to do 😂

mick-ee!! like mickey mouse!!

8k Follower Giveaway!!

Hey guys!! Per usual this is where I say how thankful I am to have all of you join me here and how I’m still so surprised and honored that you guys like my content and even me!!!

It always fills my heart with joy and love to interact with y’all and fish over clicks clacks :)

To say thank you I’m holding a giveaway!!

I had a lot planned but a new job and new life schedule is making it a little hard, so I’m sticking with out usual $45 worth of fice from the online store of your choice! )(some restrictions apply).

Giveaway will start Friday March 6th 2020 and end Friday March 13th 2020!!!

You can enter at this Link!!

My only requirements for entering are that you are 16 or older (or have parents permission) and that you follow me! ( @tilthedayidice )

Good Luck and Thank You Agian!!!!

Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn’t enough for her, she was like “I’m gonna overthrow the government, bitches.”

And Han Solo is not a bad-ass Slytherin, he is a Hufflepuff, because every five minutes he is dropping his own agenda to help his friends not die doing whatever crazy shit they’re about to do.

The biggest Gryffindor in the whole trilogy is R2D2, because every beep of his can basically be translated as “Hold my beer and watch this,” usually followed by him getting zapped by something and falling over.

Merry Christmas Eve Eve my friends.

(jester): we made friendship bracelets for you.

(beauregard): i’m not really a jewelry person.

(nott): you don’t have to wear them.

(beauregard): no. i’m gonna wear them forever. back off.

I’m looking at gameplay of the canceled version of Resident Evil 2 that got leaked a few years ago and I forgot that they were going to have product placement with Pepsi

this is really fucking funny to me idk why

Holy shit I remember this I was playing with my friend on her account (because I wasn't allowed to sign up to things because my parents thought that hackers would empty out their bank accounts and I'd be catfished if I signed up for club penguin) and I just remember the euphoria we felt as the purple penguin was sat on the ceiling lost in a sea of the other penguins before the confusion of the game crashing and then the crushing realisation that we weren't able to play for the rest of the day no matter how many time we reloaded the page. Honestly an iconic, and defining moment in my childhood that I'd completely forgotten about XD

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life. 

my dog took a bullet for me

my mom is a well intentioned yet nosy mom and she always wants to hook me up with people. it leads to some text message gems so the other day i went through and screenshotted the best. please enjoy.

hey guys whats up