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have i hit the spot with this one?
So my parents didn't come to the last show I did but my dads assitant just told me to give her the dates so she can come to my future ones. Is that telling? I feel like thats telling
My therapist: you like to take control in any situation because you feel like you don't have it at home
My brain: so what you're saying is I have big top energy?
Hmm haven't slept all night, booked a hair appointment, fake IDs coming in the post and I've made 5 new work friends in 6 hours it must be the espresso i drank before
Just been told I'm working xmas day and I've never been happier
Blank template challenge - caption this!
Captain saying pussy and then speaking German is my brain on a daily basis
oh I'm fine, I just got a bit of 'kitty sees the captain as her father the same way she sees alison as her sister' in my eye
Why was my highschool so fucking tory? Tell me why I'd be playing boys v girls relay against j*sper and edm*nd on a thursday afternoon and i'd go to english lit scarred for life🤨🤨🤨
Why has my ex just had a massive glow up? Rude quite frankly
The fact that theres a new bbc ghosts, sex education and good omens season all coming out 😌🥵 british tv leveling up
cher horowitz
@ the bbc: pls hurry up and tell us who wrote which episodes so i can prepare in advance
cant wait until man called thomas do poem again
Alexander McQueen Fall 2011
“Personality begins where comparison ends. -Karl Lagerfeld”
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dolce & gabbana fw rtw 1995
Trying to put a pair of jeans on when ur sweaty and on your period should be an olympic sport. Said what i said.