I'd Give A Kidney Just To Party With The Jackass Crew In The Early 2000s 😫

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls

I wish someone would bash my fucking face in

girl help i’m spending my hottest years rotting in my room

@ resetnyc

I relate to this movie on a spiritual level

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what is your target demographic

SLUTS

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

the teenage girl urge to crawl into his skin and sit in his ribcadge 😝