I Hate To Do This Right In The Midst Of Tax Season But MY PC JUST BROKE!!

blaze unleashed will be real in 2015

guy at the soup isle:

you're telling me a chicken creamed this soup?

you're telling me a mushroom creamed this soup?

you're telling me a spinach creamed this soup?

you're telling me a celery creamed this soup?

you're telling me a broccoli creamed this soup?

you're telling me a

REAL (goompa there for size comparison)

lets roll up with mama

Broke: Birdo is Birdetta's deadname (makes it seem like Mario and co. Have been deadnaming their friend for 30+ years which they would never do and is out of character for all of them)

WOKE: Her full preferred name is Birdetta, however she prefers to go by the shortened versions, Birdo and sometimes Birdie

dude wait....

oh fuggggg a psi-gougar :D

(via トマト農園で暮らす猫　隣に立つ『看板』を見ると…？ – grape [グレイプ])

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