Daily Affirmation

its impossible to believe someone likes me unless their cock is in me

So, if you don't leave here tonight seeing the world upside down and liking very much what you see and feel, then we here at Theatre Des Vampires, have failed in our jobs - which is, at the heart of it, to laugh alongside your misery while you cry and scream for more. Everything you're about to see… is real. Remember that when you leave here tonight. You are all… complicit… repugnant… and appalling! And, I love you for it. And I welcome you… even as you disgust me!

Ben Daniels as Santiago INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season Two + gif per episode

WHO WOULD WIN

"i... idk if that's a good idea" from a meek, conflict-avoidant dumb puppy fag of some description

freshly testosteronated lust demon who's stood in front of the only exit

Crushed [Goretober 24]

lmfaoooo wtf

the rental market in dilf city sucks lol what if i wanted a roommate my age

So empty not even a big sweaty bear could fill the hole inside of me